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Carhartt beanie 

The staple of a lesbian
“I thought she liked me but then she showed up in a carhartt beanie and now I realized she’s after my sister”
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carhartt 

A producer of clothing directed towards the blue-collar working class individual. Often constructed of heavy-weight cotton fibers in neutral colors, the garments are designed to withstand the toughest of conditions. In America, the brand has established a status symbol of a hard-working individual, while in other countries it has related more to the urban/skate crowd. Carhartts can also be seen on the "modern hippy" as well as the preppy male, although generally in an attempt to mimic the tough, no-nonsense working image.
"I only need to buy one pair of duck cotton Carhartts for logging all season"

"I love the way my tan carhartts look with my salon dreads and bright patagonia jacket"
carhartt by crispynixon November 3, 2008

carhartt 

Clothing worn by hard working blue-collar people. Carhartts are built to last.
I love Carhartt. Carhartt is awesome
carhartt by rice hater April 18, 2006

carhartt 

A clothing made in michigan that is durable and made to last. Worn by hard workers. Often worn by rednecks/farmers/country boys.
Hand me my carhartt coat.

Look at that cowboy wearin all his carhartts.
carhartt by cowboyup May 7, 2004

Carterton 

The scabbiest place in Oxfordshire. Full of weirdo, inbred skanks.
"Where's that freak from?!"
"Must be Carterton looking like that."
Carterton by truth teller.. May 16, 2009
Cartard - definition: Someone who constantly argues about cars, but in turn, doesn't actually know anything about cars. A cartard's knowledge of cars usually comes from, but not limited to: useless home video footage on YouTube, trolling the Internet for more false information, a drunken uncle or relative that believes all cars should have 8 cylinders, as he crushes a beer can on his head, that's usually covered by a rebel flag bandana. WARNING: do not engage in automobile talk with a cartard, it is an uphill battle, if you are uncertain if you are in fact dealing with a cartard, look for for these tell tail signs. 1. Drives a turd for a daily driver 2. Asks to barrow money before trying to "talk shop". 3. Brags about a car that's owned by a family member. 4. Constantly throws specs and statistics the are irrelevant. 5. Jobless with a light scent of bong resin.
Dustin: "dude, that car is a piece of shit, it needs forged pistons before I'd even piss on it."
Kory: "Dustin, what are you talking about? You don't even have a license or a job, and the only car you've owned was a terd sandwhich, go smoke another bowl you fucking cartard!"
Cartard by DanHalen August 21, 2013
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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