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bed carting

The term for waking up in the morning and lying in your bed until you go back to sleep because you're too lazy to get up.
"Dude, I was bed carting til about 2pm today, so that's why I missed your party...Yeah, I know I'm lazy."
by Summer Green June 24, 2008
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Gareth Carling

A player created on FIFA Street by a YouTuber with a dusty trim. He is 6 foot 6, 250kg (probably), a six pack and a purple crew cut.

Born in Stoke, he breeds bulldogs and has 7 at his home.
He is the captain of FIFA Street team StellaFC who competed in 4 games before disbanding in Gareth Carling scored 58 seconds into his debut after dribbling past 2 and finishing under the keepers legs. Despite a good start, StellaFC went on to lose 5-1
In their second game Gareth scored a brilliant volley to take the lead but they then went 3-1 down after some defensive errors. But Gareth completed his hat trick and made it 3-3 with a controversial goal and a cool finish into the corner. StellaFC player Jensen then scored two solo goals to give StellaFC their only ever win.
In their 3rd game they lost 5-3 as a dusty trimmed youtuber complained about the AI not doing enough skills.

In the 4th game, Gareth did several Ronaldinho-like skill runs but couldn’t find the finish. He also put in several crunching tackles which got him praise from Graeme Souness. Souness said ‘if Paul Pogba did that he would good enough to get into the Scotland team’.
StellaFC never played again but the rumour is because FNG didn’t want to play FIFA Street because FTW was making him money.
Gareth Carling after this ended up getting a lifetime subscription to Nuts magazine.

Gareth ended his career with 5 goals in 4 games with StellaFC winning 1 out of 4.
Gareth Carling’s done an absolute madness! Gaz on a mad one!
by bobjeffbobbyjeffy October 28, 2021
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carling

to go door to door and punch people in the face
one day, i was carling my way through the streets when some girl said she didnt like carling so i carled her so hard that she had to get stitches
by DarCyZ December 10, 2008
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Carting

A smuggling technique primarily invented to transport drugs, knitwear and swan's eggs from country to country.

Carting is where a female participant stores the goods in her vaginal storage compartment. Retired porn-stars and fatter woman are preferred.

Carting is illegal and embarrassing for the transporter when caught.
Police officer: "Excuse me madam, why are you limping?"
Woman: "SHIT!"
Police officer: "What's all this, you're carting!!!"
Woman: "let me off"
Police officer: "WTF mum no!!!"
by flashkapOw July 10, 2009
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carling

The Act of putting your beer in your koozie without opening it for a long period of time.
Jason was carling last night
by darous February 8, 2008
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carling*

CARLING*: Kar~ling* adj, or v-. carled*, carl*. to carl is to:
1.unintentionally fall off a mountain
2.be annoying as fuck!
3.ruin everyone's lives
4.do everything wrong.
ex1:
person 1: dudee that girl just CARLED* all over the place!
person 2: dude, run...fasssttt

ex2:
person 1: so yesturday, i totally CARLED* off my bike!
person2: ew dude, dont do that anymore... next thing you know it, youll be CARLING* off a mountain!
by iLyck2cArL March 18, 2009
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Carlying

When someone is taking too long to take their turn in a game.
"OMG, take your turn already, stop carlying"
by SunshineDaisyGirl October 23, 2023
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