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Carlsbad High School

An awesome school where we are not all rich white stuck up kids with fancy cars, that go surf or skate all day. We are diverse but still get along no matter our ethnicity or personality. We love to be with friends and live life. We don't care about people's beliefs or sexual orientation, we like people for who they are on the inside not just the outside. We don't all take AP classes and have parties for studying. Not everyone smokes, does weed, drinks, ditches school... Sure there are still fights, people still ditch, etc... There are still people that take lots of honors and AP classes but one day they will be living a great life and be glad that they took those classes and if you just want to make us at Carlsbad High look bad then that is fine because we are not what you say. At Carlsbad High we are proud of who we are and don't believe what people say when they just want to disparage(to put someone down) us. We aren't afraid to say what we believe in and are very proud of that. So Carlsbad, when people are making fun of you or putting you down, STAND UP FOR YOURSELF AND OTHERS, DON'T STOP BELIEVING LANCERS!
Carlsbad High School goes through life and stands up for what they believe. (Summary of def.)
by Lancer Believer April 9, 2010
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carlsbad grimple

The act of injecting heroin into the penis.
"Louie's veins were wrecked from all the junk he shot, so all he was left with was the Carlsbad Grimple."
by Johnny Gyno May 22, 2006
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carlsbad grimple

A sex act in which the tip of one's penis is injected with a substance, i.e. heroin.
First referenced in The Daily Show with Jon Stewart on May 8, 2006, it was humorously linked with the bureaucratic reshuffling occurring in the CIA.
During the orgy with the Thai hookers, Jon got a Carlsbad Grimple and was rushed to the hospital as a result of an allergic reaction to the heroin.
by AdamMC May 17, 2006
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Stay Classy Carlsbad

A small business, mainly sole-proprietorship "movement" that in protest and by parody operates using the same immoral, unproductive and underhanded techniques as the notoriously evil big business failures of the past (or even present, sadly). Especially those business practices leading to the economic collapse of 2008.

Furthermore it is a business that doesn't care whether or not it succeeds and in fact is trying to fail in order to become a tax shelter. It is characterized by its indifference or even antipathy toward success.
Owner of business: I am bummed

Friend: why is that?
Owner of business: well the business I set up as a tax shelter turned a profit because my employee died and the "dead peasant insurance" paid out huge, so now I have to actually pay taxes.

Friend: Stay Classy Carlsbad
by Ben the life critic March 26, 2010
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carlsbad grimple

To have the head of your penis injected with a drug, usually heroin
President Bush loves giving the Carlsbad Grimple to Dick Cheney.
by Karlos Malik Shabazz May 17, 2006
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Carlsbaddie

Baddies living in the beach town of Carlsbad, CA. Being a baddie is a mindset, a way of life
Did you see Melissa taking her hot girl walk down by the sea wall today? Heard she’ll be at coyote later with all the other carlsbaddies, let’s cruise.
by Matt_456 August 30, 2023
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Carlsbad King Kong

The act of filling your anus or vagina (or both) with your dogs favorite treat and then they have to lick it out.
I was bored last night so I broke out the peanut butter and gave my dog a Carlsbad King Kong.
by IbeSarcasm May 12, 2024
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