caramel tunnel 

Having intercourse anally. Commonly phrased as "taking the caramel tunnel."

Chris: Did you fuck Justine last night?
Michael: No, she's saving herself for marriage, we're only doing it through the caramel tunnel.

caramel tunnel by Joey Jastrsexy November 28, 2016

Carmella DeCesare

Plain and simple: a bombshell. One of the hottest women to ever pose in Playboy. The fact that her tits weren't huge hunks of plastic is even better.

I've spent many a night jerking off to Carmella DeCesare's PB.

Carmella DeCesare by AJAW September 24, 2005

Carmella Moment

a carmella moment is to drop all work and leave your work area for a minimum of 10 minutes at least three or four times per hour.

I am gonna have to get back to you on that Boss, I have yet to have my carmella moment this hour.

I don't know where reception is, she must be having a carmella moment

Carmella Moment by ptmulder April 10, 2008

Caramel Pollock 

A form of prefanity invented by Tycho of Penny Arcade.

The act of a condom exploding in use due to pressure. The effect is akin to a Jackson Pollock painting.

I'm really worried that next time we have sex I'll Caramel Pollock. It almost happened last time, and I wouldn't be able to stand the embarrassment.

Caramel Pollock by The whiter guy August 19, 2009

Caramel Shortbread 

A multi-racial thressome. Where a white person is on the bottom, an asian is in the middle and a black person is on top.

Hey"said Bob to Cho and Shaniqua "Fancy a Caramel Shortbread?

Caramel Shortbread by the resourceful five April 9, 2011

caramel frappe 

The act of taking a "caramel" covered dick out of your ass and finishing it off with a handjob until it's topped with "dairy", resembling a caramel frappe.

Shua - "My girl is so awesome, she surprised me with a caramel frappe in bed!"

Dave - "That is disgusting."

Shua - "You're just jelly (goes in for high five)!"

Dave - "We're no longer friends."

caramel frappe by Shuasage November 12, 2012

caramel icing 

The sperm of a black man.

Black man: I applied my caramel icing to Betty's chest on her birthday.

caramel icing by gfaisjdfjjwejo February 27, 2017