Capricorn

All zodiac signs are stupid and don't mean anything so quit trying to search them up.
Hey, are you a Capricorn?
by matu69 October 17, 2021
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THE best people you WILL EVER MEET. They are smart, good looking, kinda moody sometimes but that's not a problem. If you meet one then you SHOULD feel BLESSED! If you are one then WELL DONE you have accomplished life.
I wish I was a Capricorn.
by g'day12390 March 12, 2021
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This is my own opinion of a Cap
A Capricorn can be a hard worker but can procrastinate. they can get easily distracted. They follow expectations of being a good person, they weren’t born kind. They can get too kind and they know that . They try to balance out worrying about others and worrying about themselves but they tend to care about others more. A hypocrite. They can get lazy and when they do it might affect people around them, their schooling, their jobs. They can be very emotional and tend to hold in their tears. If they start crying they must be rethinking of the past or imagining some stupid sad things that makes them cry. People comfort them but it makes it worse because they have gotten the thought of how people shouldn’t care for crybabies or worthless people. They start thinking of all their mistakes and it makes the crying worse. Overall they’re really emotional and needs support and help mentally. Capricorn’s can get curious for knowledge and when they do they will look it up. They can be funny but most of the time they suck at making jokes and can be dumb. They make lot’s of friends because friends are great but when you get too many friends you start feeling more lonely and disconnected which causes Capricorn’s sadness as well. They get sad easily and they try to hide it because it is too embarrassing knowing that you’re crying in front of people and causing a scene about a small silly thinking. There are more I can tell you about
Um I don’t really have an example to explain this Capricorn I guess you can say they can be emotional
by Konoramenda May 05, 2019
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This girl is most definitely a freshman. She definitely comes off as shy or too nice to people who don’t know her too well, but once you get to know her she is the total opposite. She has dark hair and most likely a darker skin complexion. She has this wild and extroverted personality on the inside that not many people know about unless you’re close to her. She gets straight A’s in school without much effort because of her natural smarts. Her school life is a little boring but once she gets to a party or goes on a vacation, she is the Life. Of. The. Party. No 🧢. Her signature move for partying is drinking or dancing (on guys twice here age of course ). She probably has a long name that people tend to spell wrong, nothing simple like Ava or Emma. Once you get one of these gals don’t let her go cuz even though you might have to carry her home after a night out, she is the one you’ll always be able to talk to. She doesn’t hold grudges and forgives quickly because she can understand anyone. You want to marry one of these girls.
Guy 1: damn bro did you see that girl at that party last night?

Guy 2: yeah she was definitely the one who started it
Guy 1: she’s only a freshie but I heard she gets straight A’s too. Such a Capricorn.
Guy 2: yeah and she’s got the perfect hair man
Guy 1: hey back off she’s mine
Guy 2: nah she’s mine. She’s definitely a Capricorn though.
by Swirrlygymnast1424 October 21, 2020
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Probably one of the worst signs of the zodiac. Capricorns are social climbers and only care about status. Yes, you are smart but not in a good way. You guys are manipulative, controlling. Females are the equivalent of Lady Macbeth. Yet, you can be easily corrupted and a follower. You people suck. You can be aggressive and blunt when it is not necessary.
by zorro4u April 05, 2008
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The thing that holds fruits and food at Thanksgiving.
Damn dude, let me get some food from that Capricorn. - George Washington
by itsyaboiuhhh September 03, 2017
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A Capricorn is usually a pathetic arrogant individual who thinks they own everything which is here in this universe. They like to shit all over people for their beliefs, while remaining hypocritical about their own. They like talking out of their ass, while shoving everything they DON'T know in to your face. They are stubborn, selfish, conceited and try to act tough when really there is nothing but shit being spewn from their mouth. If you know a Capricorn, please throw them in a lake of boiling lava, for they have nothing to bring in to the world. :
Bobby: Cynthia gave awful head... and boasted about it later...
Phillip: Welp, she's probably a Capricorn!
Everyone knows how awful Capricorn head is..
Bobby: Yeah Phil, I guess you're right. After we were done, she tried discussing politics and told me Hilary Duff was running for V.P.
:/
by not revenge, just honesty ;] December 22, 2008
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