A misspelling of cojones.
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"Damn!" "He just fell off the porch!" "That swolepiece has been drinkin since noon, he is in cahootz with jones."
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Choone means "Bargaining" or "Negotiation" in Persian. Iranians are famous for their negotiation skills. There is also a very popular website in Iran called choone.com, similar to craigslist and kijiji, where people can actually negotiate and bargain online before buying or selling their goods or services.
by maximoox March 9, 2010
Get the choone mug.A genetic disorder in which a female's breasts are extrodinarily larger than the size of the individual's head.
To determine whether or not a female has canoons, you will have to calculate the radius of one entire breast, and multiply it by 3.14 to get the external surface area. Compare the surface area of the head to the surface area of the breast and if the breast is larger than that the surface area in that of the head, than the female infact has CANOOOOOONS.
(in extreme cases, it is possible for males to have canoons)
To determine whether or not a female has canoons, you will have to calculate the radius of one entire breast, and multiply it by 3.14 to get the external surface area. Compare the surface area of the head to the surface area of the breast and if the breast is larger than that the surface area in that of the head, than the female infact has CANOOOOOONS.
(in extreme cases, it is possible for males to have canoons)
Breast Size = 30cm(square)
Head Size = 15cm(square)
Conclusion
Since the breast size is double the head surface area, this person would have canoons.
Head Size = 15cm(square)
Conclusion
Since the breast size is double the head surface area, this person would have canoons.
by Daniel Livi November 24, 2004
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"tunes" pronounced in a dutch accent;
Great song;
Popularized by a popular trance composer/DJ Armin Van Buuren;
"tunes" pronounced in a dutch accent;
Great song;
Popularized by a popular trance composer/DJ Armin Van Buuren;
Eyy mate, u check out the latest choon from DJ Tiesto? It's such a good choon, I wanna lick my feet!
by Dino H. July 30, 2006
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by RyegöngCrane October 29, 2010
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Often refers to computer-generated music (like the kind found in demo pograms) but can mean any type of music.
Often refers to computer-generated music (like the kind found in demo pograms) but can mean any type of music.
Those demos by Science 451, The Douche Crew, and Abyss have some awesome choons in them!
The new Anthrax album, "Worship Music" has some totally killer choons on it!
The new Anthrax album, "Worship Music" has some totally killer choons on it!
by Telephony August 23, 2012
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