cafafee

A pet fish that recognizes the alphabet.

Last night my cafafee spelled the word "fish!"

by ImpracticalWords March 21, 2017

Caffeine Life Support

A state in which a person has gotten so little sleep that they must rely on a constant intake of caffeine to stay awake.

Joe stayed up all night, so he was on caffeine life support the next day.

by vivajobama December 24, 2010

caffeine

The only drug it's socially acceptable to be completely addicted to.

"Don't do drugs, kids" said the teacher as she sipped on her extra-large coffee, consuming 200 mg of caffeine in the process.

by Trajork September 15, 2009

Cafeteria Fraiche

A television cook-show hosted by Randy Marsh.
Making sure you keep your cooking fresh with Cafeteria Fraiche, you must remember to keep it fraiche.

Cafeteria Fraiche;
"Now olive oil does have a low smoke point so keep that heat low and keep it fraiiiichee. OHh OHH thats so F*cking hot, look at that crust its perfect, F*ck Yeah!''

by Cheelos November 23, 2010

Cafeteria Food

Just lower your expectations while your at it.

I would rather eat from the garbage can from a McDonald's than eat Cafeteria Food.

by Dahooligan January 29, 2019

cafekko

What the pretty little fans of the j-rock band Antic Cafe are referred to as. The term was made up by Miku, the vocalist. The term is made up of 'cafe' and 'ko'. Ko meaning child. So, cafekko kind of translates to... Cafe child. So if you're an An Cafe fan, you're a cafekko! Yay for you!

I'm a nyappy cafekko, yes I am.

by Hannah K.M. June 2, 2007

Cafeteria Food

When you cant tell the difference between shit and the food on the plate, and your friend is still eating it.

Friend has Cafeteria Food on their plate that looks like real shit.

You ask them what it is

They say its food.

Then you say: "You have mistaken shit for food."

by cscherme March 6, 2009