d-cilf

"dee-kilf" = distant cousin I'd like to fuck.

ROCK: Mom, you know I hate coming to these family reunions. I'm the only college kid here; it's sooo boring!

MOM: Oh, don't be silly! I'm sure you'll find someone you can enjoy visiting with.

FOXY CHICK: Hey, Aunt Julie!

MOM (aka "Aunt Julie): (Looks to the left and waves) Hi Sharon!

ROCK: Who's that Mom? She's my age.

MOM: Hi Sharon. This is my son Rock. Rock, this is your 3rd cousin from England, Anita Johnson (made up name = I need a johnson).

ROCK: So, tou're my THIRD cousin, eh? D-cilf!

MOM: What's that Honey?

ROCK: Oh, nothing Mom. Hey, Anita, dwanna see my old Tree Fort?

ANITA: I sure would.

MOM: (to her sister) Isn't that nice? They hit it off right away.

AUNT FLO: It sure is.

by Rock Hardon May 30, 2006

CILF

a cousin I'd like to fuck.

Joe: Dude your cousin is such a CILF

Jay: I know right?

Brad: Totally tap that

by brad5o5 March 14, 2009

CILF

Cop I'd like to fuck.

Any HOT male or female LEO worthy of spending the night or 15 mins. doing the Horizonal Polka.

A DILF or MILF police officer.

Did you see the HOT ass on that CILF?
I sure wish he had pulled me over to ask me for a date.

by BIGDOGSMATE June 2, 2009

CILF

Cheerleader i'd like to fuck

A: woho look at that girl
B: jeah, that's Thao, she is a cheerleader
A: what a CILF
B: Jeah lets bang her!!!!
A: SWEET

by haakki March 24, 2007

CWILF

Co-Worker I'd Like to Fuck - a person of the same OR opposite sex from work that one would like to make the naked pretzel with.

Man, that Fiorino is NOT a CWILF. He's one ugly mofo.

by Mark August 7, 2004

Chilf Off

A rather dashing and gentlemanly way of telling someone to fuck off. Once famously used by Tim Minchin in the song "Hello".

If you are offended by strong language or blasphemy, maybe you should chilf off home. Because it's only going to get worse from now on....cunt.

by pimpchizzle March 10, 2010

CILF

Cereal I'd like to fuck

Mum, did you get more of that CILF? my bran flakes seem to be all "yoghurty" now.

by davenotdave November 18, 2004