2 definition by davenotdave

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Cereal I'd like to fuck

Mum, did you get more of that CILF? my bran flakes seem to be all "yoghurty" now.

by davenotdave November 18, 2004

Quack I'd like to fuck

PHWOAR! My doctor is a total QILF! I came out of the surgery with a prescription and the boner of a lifetime!

by davenotdave November 19, 2004