Definitions by davenotdave

QILF 

Quack I'd like to fuck

PHWOAR! My doctor is a total QILF! I came out of the surgery with a prescription and the boner of a lifetime!

QILF by davenotdave November 19, 2004

CILF

Cereal I'd like to fuck

Mum, did you get more of that CILF? my bran flakes seem to be all "yoghurty" now.

CILF by davenotdave November 18, 2004