Definitions by brad5o5

Getting High on the Swings 

1. Smokin weed while swingin.

2. A phrase someone says to a pothead friend who wants weed but literally swinging high.

2.
Matt: Aaron we're getting high on the swings wanna come?

Aarom: No effing way! I'll be there with the mari j.

Brad: Ya we are gonna get like ten feet up in the air dude!!!!

Jason: Then JUMP!!!!

Aaron: Awwwww

Getting High on the Swings by Brad5o5 July 9, 2009

CILF

a cousin I'd like to fuck.

Joe: Dude your cousin is such a CILF

Jay: I know right?

Brad: Totally tap that

CILF by brad5o5 March 14, 2009

lubed 

To be hit with lubrication from a male that is in the act of masturbation. Usually lotion, sometimes spit.

"AWW MAN I GOT LUBED!"

lubed by Brad5o5 February 1, 2009

Jizzin 

Slang for sperming or term used by teenagers meaning sweet,cool,rad etc.

Example 1:

Brad:"I just got a new guitar!"

Mike:"That's Jizzin man!"

Brad:"Totally Jizzin!"



Example 2:

Guy 1:"Dude I just had a jizzin accident...."

Guy 2:"Not again!"

Jizzin by Brad5o5 January 31, 2009

Jizzed In My Pants 

A song parody on Saturday Night Live and a slang term for sperming in your pants.

Example 1:
"I just ate a grape and I JIZZED, IN, MY PANTS"


Example 2:
Mike:"I just jizzed in my pants......"

Brad:" NO MAN WHY DID YOU?!"

Jizzed In My Pants by Brad5o5 January 31, 2009

Chinese Purple 

Color used by a dumbass teenager that has no idea what a color is.

Eddie:"THAT'S CHINESE PURPLE!"

Brad:"No it's dark white retard"

Eddie:"I'm pretty sure it's Chinese Purple!!!"

Chinese Purple by Brad5o5 January 30, 2009

doing in the pooper 

Sexual intercourse in which the male take his penis and puts it in the womans anal area. Also used by gay males.

Guy 1:Dude I totally wanna do that chick in the pooper.

Guy 2:Nice use of doing in the pooper!

Guy 3: Already did

doing in the pooper by Brad5o5 January 24, 2009