Jizzin

Slang for sperming or term used by teenagers meaning sweet,cool,rad etc.

Example 1:

Brad:"I just got a new guitar!"

Mike:"That's Jizzin man!"

Brad:"Totally Jizzin!"



Example 2:

Guy 1:"Dude I just had a jizzin accident...."

Guy 2:"Not again!"

by Brad5o5 January 31, 2009

Getting High on the Swings

1. Smokin weed while swingin.

2. A phrase someone says to a pothead friend who wants weed but literally swinging high.

2.
Matt: Aaron we're getting high on the swings wanna come?

Aarom: No effing way! I'll be there with the mari j.

Brad: Ya we are gonna get like ten feet up in the air dude!!!!

Jason: Then JUMP!!!!

Aaron: Awwwww

by Brad5o5 July 10, 2009

CILF

a cousin I'd like to fuck.

Joe: Dude your cousin is such a CILF

Jay: I know right?

Brad: Totally tap that

by brad5o5 March 14, 2009

pulled a kurt cobain

Doing large amounts of heroin while playing in a grunge band then committing suicide.

Bill:You hear what Bob did?

Greg: Yeah he totally pulled a kurt cobain

by Brad5o5 January 25, 2009

Chinese Purple

Color used by a dumbass teenager that has no idea what a color is.

Eddie:"THAT'S CHINESE PURPLE!"

Brad:"No it's dark white retard"

Eddie:"I'm pretty sure it's Chinese Purple!!!"

by Brad5o5 January 29, 2009

lubed

To be hit with lubrication from a male that is in the act of masturbation. Usually lotion, sometimes spit.

"AWW MAN I GOT LUBED!"

by Brad5o5 February 01, 2009

doing in the pooper

Sexual intercourse in which the male take his penis and puts it in the womans anal area. Also used by gay males.

Guy 1:Dude I totally wanna do that chick in the pooper.

Guy 2:Nice use of doing in the pooper!

Guy 3: Already did

by Brad5o5 January 25, 2009