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Cramp Job

Tim-I was watchin porn and gave myself a cramp job
by S.T.E.P. March 23, 2016
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cramp as hell

When something is exciting and/or cool

Synonym: Hype
Person 1: Check out my new J's!
Person 2: That's cramp as hell!!!
by Alex and Tyra July 22, 2016
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cramp creep

Someone who’s incredibly fascinated by cramps.

Similar to someone who likes to pop pimples or zits but instead to observe little to even severe cramps.
Ricardo: Hombre, look at this cramp homie got in her leg! Shits crazy son

Humphrey: You’re weird dawg. Cramp creep!!

Ricardo: smh, you just don’t get it
by NeighborsAteMyZombies July 23, 2019
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Sperm Cramp

A “Sperm Cramp” is a phenomenon that occurs every month for males, in which there is immense pain in the ballsack for extended periods of time.
“Women will just never understand the pain men go through with sperm cramps.”
by Ninji (the real one) April 25, 2023
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wanker's cramp

British slang:
To wank is slang for masturbating, usually understood to be carried out on a man by someone of either sex.

Wanker's cramp is laughingly used to describe any hand pain, with the understood meaning that the person with the pain often masturbates.
You say your hand hurts. You must have wanker's cramp.
by soreofhing July 6, 2009
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paradox cramp

In human males, the intellectual or emotional stabbing pain created by the seemingly irreconcilable contradictions in human female statements, behaviour, responses or expectations. Paradox cramps are usually but not exclusively experienced in heterosexual romantic relationship interdynamics.
Human Female: “Of course I wanted to talk to you. That’s why you shouldn’t have called me.” or “Yes, I know I told you to do it, and you did it right away. That’s why I am angry at you.”
Human male: “Understood. Apropos of nothing at all, where do you keep your Tylenol 3s / bourbon?”
Scientist: "Thus we see a paradox cramp, inducing standard response behaviour."
by Seeker6079 September 16, 2005
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masturbator's cramp

Pain and swelling in the muscle around the mid-arm, elbow area which is caused by excessive masturbating. Not to be confused with Gamer's Wrist.
"Look at that huge whelp on Johnny's arm. Think he gets beaten?"

"Nah, it's probably Masturbator's Cramp."
by DesPERRYado April 21, 2005
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