Cornks

An exceptionally nice set of boobies, that are real, and not fake.

Bro, look at those cornks!

by The Captain Mattydor June 17, 2009

cornischlong

a large penis.

the opposite of a pickle dick.

combines the words cornichon (french for gerkin) and schlong.

dave: "i heard todd has the smallest pickle dick"

eric: "nah no way, it must have been cold. i saw a movie he made, it was definately a cornischlong"

by staygold1984 March 18, 2010

Cornism

Cornism is a incredible religion of following corn. Now you may ask, but why would people worship corn ? That doesnt make any sense! Well there are obvious reasons for this. Corn has many uses, such as; corn silk, corn glue, corn meal, corn pencilin, corn syrup, corn grain, and corn ethanol. And even more are being made! We owe many things to corn, and we havent given corn the respect it deserves. There are 1000+ uses, but still no one seems to care. We are here to change that. Convert to Cornism today.

Dave: Hey man, have you converted to Cornism yet?

Kyle: What? Of course! All should convert to Cornism!

by Taznixx September 26, 2018

cornswaggle

to scam someone with little or no thought into the scam

i tried to cornswaggle my mom into letting me have some money she told me to get a job.

by Jesse Castillo June 12, 2007

cognoscenti

A person with superior, usually specialized knowledge or highly refined taste; a connoisseur.

He is a congnoscenti when it comes to French wines

by Manoj Pinnamaneni August 5, 2005

corno

derived from portugese meaning of wearing the horns: a male who's wife/girlfriend has cheated on him and he is fully aware of it and he also likes it. It turns him on.

That dude Petitpas is a real corno!!! His girl was sleeping with her ex and he knew it and STILL lived with her.

by CARLJAR500 November 10, 2014

Cornswoggle

To break something completely beyond repair. Usually something you didn't think was possible to break in the first place. Ex. Nokia, power steering, Titanic.

He cornswoggled his power steering by turning too hard and snapped it.

by Burkns March 21, 2015