Clod

Literally the worst thing you can call a Crystal gem. Nothing can top it.

"No one wants to eat your dinner, you clod!!!"

by Edge Lord Emperor October 26, 2017

closet-goth

Someone that enjoys goth interests or has a "goth" personality but does not dress and/or act in a way that would clearly put their gothness on display.

She's got a dark side and hangs out with goths and she dressed like a regular kid. She must be a closet-goth.

by +Saint+ July 14, 2006

closet commie

A closet commie is a person who is a communist, yet is afraid to tell others that they are a communist. Oftentimes a factor of fear as being labeled as a communist is the cause of being a closet communist.

"I've taken several political ideology tests, I've read Marxist books, but yet I haven't told anyone I'm a communist yet".

- "Dude, you're a closet commie!"

by ms332 May 20, 2009

Tax Clode

A method used in banks in most of the Americas, with the exclusion of Canada. The method is used to ensure the validity of funds. The funds in these clodes can be transferred to each other seamlessly. The only way to get funds into the a Tax Clode Circuit is to glard them, a method that traces the history of the funds to check for any tax faccants. An innopolity certificate from the head of the Clode's regional manager can also get funds into the circuit. This method of banking originated in western Minnesota in the early 1800s. The method quickly spread to most of the Northern U.S. but it's popularity dropped during the Great Depression. It has had a recent surge in popularity in Europe and it has also become popular in South America, Australia, and China. The refusal of Canada to support Tax Clodes has been attributed to its lack of success in the rest of the world. Recently it was found that a similar method of banking was used by Robert IV in northern France in the 15th century, but the method never spread.

There is no need to worry, the money has already been secured in a tax clode.

by Frank Regin July 29, 2021

closet hipster

Someone who masks their hipster attitudes by dressing normally. A closet hipster doesn't physically stand out, but deep down inside, they are glaring at you for your terrible music tastes and consumerist lifestyle.

Lawrence is a closet hipster. He stands out in all the wrong ways at indie concerts and hates Coldplay.

by LK88 December 2, 2010

closet cosplay

A costume made up of clothing that was purchased or found in your closet. Involves little to no alteration of the clothing.

My Tifa costume was completely closet cosplay, but I made the armor myself.

by mellyb December 9, 2008

Clod

Someone/thing that wastes precious space. An dumb person. Someone you may not like so much.

"You're an in sufferable clod!"

by Topaz of the Crystal Gems December 6, 2016