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careless whisper

when you go down on someone and they fart in your face (usually silently hence whisper) I suppose there could be a careless howler
when i was eating helen from behind she released a wicked careless whisper so i kicked her out of her own place. That's how we do.
by adambalder September 30, 2007
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Careless Whisper

When you tell your date that you have a secret to tell her, you say close your eyes... you then proceed to pull your pants down and your cheeks apart. Position your butthole 1-3 inches away from their nostrils and let an airy fart out. This is a careless whisper. RIP George Michael
I wasn’t sure if my careless whisper would scare her off, but after her pink eye cleared up she lifted the restraining order.
by The_hard_truth June 6, 2020
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Careless Whisper

When you're about to ejaculate, you go whisper in your partner's ear then jizz all over their face! Awesome!
I gave her a Careless Whisper...

(About to cum...)

"Ohhh let me whisper something in your ear...."

"O.K...."(all turned on)

Then before you put your mouth to her ear you jizz all over her face!

"Oh I'm sorry, Whamy...." lol
by haydiddy February 5, 2010
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carless whisper

When you play a saxophone on the bus. Usually involves playing a George Michael song, but Yakety Sax is also acceptable.
I once saw Carlos Whisper do a carless whisper.
by CommodoreCrunch March 16, 2018
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careless whisper

A long, silent yet potent act of flatulence.
We were making out hardcore until my careless whisper killed the mood.
by Nina March 28, 2004
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Carlessly

A word birthed from the inherently foolish mispronunciation of the name Carlisle by a certain purple haired, silly, pixie who shall remain unnamed at this time.

The official use of the word is to describe how you are heading to a location via any mode of transportation that is NOT a 2 door or 4 door sedan or sports car.
"Hey, I'm riding to work on my segway. Yes, on my segway, I have to get there carlessly since the transmission went in my Prius."
by spikerulez October 5, 2017
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Careless

The act of not caring about anything
Dude 1: "Yo John dosen't care about anything"
Dude 2: "yeah he is totally careless bro"
by Sir_Dude_the_wise May 9, 2018
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