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C U Next Tuesday

A discrete way to describe someone who is rude, bitchy, demanding or a douchebag.

The first letter of each word is taken to spell C-U-N-T.
Boss: These reports you gave me are terrible. I don't even know why we keep you here. Have you learned anything in your two years at our firm?

Employee: Yes, I have learned that you're a real C U Next Tuesday.

Or

Who invited Brad, that dudes a C U Next Tuesday...
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C U Next Tuesday

by KnoeMad January 10, 2011
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C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S.

Crushed Under The Weight Of The Enormous Bullshit

When you are trapped in a situation that is overwhelmingly bleak and unescapable. There is no option to move. No option to escape. No alternatives.

Also, a song by a band called Reuben.
Bill: I have got a massive fucking deadline that I've got no chance of making and a hundred status meetings to go to instead of actually finishing the work!
Ted: So you are C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S.
Bill: The bullshit is absolutely enormous!
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C.U.M

C.U.M is a abbreviation of the first letter of each country in North America in order from top to Bottom. Canada, United States, Mexico
Person A :“Oh what continent are you from?”
Person B :“Oh me?”
Person B :“Im from C.U.M”
Person A: *gives person B a disturbed look*
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C.U.N.T.'s

Traveling folk, up to now have had to suffer the vile indignation of being called "Gypo's", "Didicido's", "Tinkers" and "Pikeys". This is both insulting and rude, not to mention racist! Given the "politically correct" society we now live in and to show that we embrace all cultures, it has been decided that the correct term to use is:- Caravan Utilising Nomadic Travelers, Acronym:- C.U.N.T.'s
Boy looking out of the car window on family outying:-
Boy: "Look Mummy there's a set of C.U.N.T.'s parked up in that school sports field." Mummy: "Yes - and I'll bet the council will get them to move on as soon as they ask." Boy: "Will they leave all that mess?" Mummy: "No, they'll leave it spotless and take all that junk with them, just like the C.U.N.T.'s always do."
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c u o

c u o
It means "see you around".
like you would say to someone when you're about to leave an online conversation.
bigbadbootydaddy007: well g2g
cutiechick44: k
bigbadbootydaddy007: c u o
cutiechick44: byes!
by prettylady06 August 2, 2006
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C.U.N.T.

When I got to college I met a lot of women that were C.U.N.T.s.
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