Bongoloid

Smoked retarded by one too many bong hits.

Pass the reefer you chinesed eyed bongoloid.

by Luis V. February 17, 2004

Bongaloid

A giant ass dick. A dick so god-damn long that when you pull down your pants, the girl (or guy I don't judge) gets knocked out by the sheer mass. When someone has a Bongaloid, they deserve the upmost respect and are most of the time kool doods.

Jason: Hey girl check out my Bongaloid
Girl: OH MY GOD IT SO BIGGGGGGGGG

Jason: BOOM BAM !HERE COMES THE SLAM! (only with consent tho)
*Proceeds to Dick slap the girl into the next dimension*
*Girl is knocked out*

by Bengalicious69 December 4, 2017

Dick and Dom In Da Bungalow

1. a children's television programme on the BBC.

2. safe anal sex. Origin: contraception by means of using a dom. Thus creating a barrier between dick and bunghole (similar to 'bungalow') for sexual gratification and to prevent STDs.

husband: "oi, rib! fancy a shag?"

wife: "not at the moment love - It's that time of the month again."

husband: "no problem. Turn off the tele. It's time for dick & dom in da bungalow!"

by Ronny St Papps January 3, 2005

Bungalow

A person who, much like the one level property that is their namesake, has nothing upstairs.

Bunny: "George has even managed to spell his own name incorrectly, what a Bungalow"

by Bunny Phluff March 13, 2008

bungalope

A word to describe the most annoying and worthless person you know. This person is very loud, ignorant, and unpeasant to be around at anytime.

Did you see what that bungalope nick did today??!! I can not believe he was not killed at birth.

by Nick Haters November 8, 2006

Bungaloo

Jon

Jon is a freaking* bungaloo

by Paltrow July 3, 2019

bangalodoed

The term bangalodoed comes from the southerns parts of africa. The word means to be attack by someone or something until you are dead or knocked out.

I was bangalodoed by the goat owned by jenkins.

by Heisenbergs sons July 23, 2023