bruisely

Not quite as good at fighting as Bruce Lee but pretty darn close.

Jackie Chan is very bruisely.

by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

bruiserweight

Pete Motherfucking Dunne

And his opponent, weighing 205 pounds, he is the NXT United Kingdom Champion, The Bruiserweight, Pete Dunne

by TideSplitter February 21, 2021

bruised throat

When a dick hits your throat so hard that you get a bruise.

Man I have such a fucking bruised throat after being face fucked last night.

by Fuzzy Sluzzy September 21, 2017

bruised plum

when a tit and or boob aqcuires so many hickies that the entire area covered said body party is an entire bruise.

John gave Hayley a bruised plum and she tried to hide it from her peers at lunch.

by Lee Mo April 6, 2008

Bruiseshipping

Bruiseshipping is the pairing between cole and jay from ninjago. The fanart is adorable and they're a really good pair together.

Person A: I read the CUTEST bruise fic a few days ago!

Person B: I love bruiseshipping!

by Plasmashipper December 8, 2018

Slut Bruise

A bruise or bruises found on someone's knee making it look as though they've given a ton of Blow Jobs recently. The bruise can be from anything but has to be on one or both knees. The bigger the bruise the bigger the slut.

Suzy "omg look at Trina's knees!"
Jenny "those are some pretty huge slut bruises, her boyfriend must be happy!"

by em-dizzle4sizzle September 24, 2011

Micro Bruiser

A small, yet powerful penis

Phrank was packing a real micro bruiser.

by BruiserMH December 10, 2014