burnstache

A style of facial hair popular during the civil war and still respected to this day. The burnstache consists of sideburns leading directly into the mustache - it similar to the beard but the hair on the chin is shaved. A prime example of the burnstache would be that of Major General Ambrose E. Burnside of the Union Army.

Me: Why General your facial hair looks absolutley top-shelf today.
Major General Ambrose E. Burnside: Why thank you, good man.
Me: Would you call that a burnstache?
General Ambrose E. Burnside: Enough chit-chat, Ive got a rebellion to surppress.

by a real hottenany99 August 16, 2009

Boystache

A ratty mustache found on most pubescent boys because they’re either too afraid to shave or are delusional because they think it looks good. Mostly found on Remys Frankies and Jacks

Please shave your boystache. It’s very terrible

by Little bunny girl Martha lil p April 27, 2020

bustache

an uncommonly known term for the thick and robust hair surrounding ones butt hole.

sweet moses, check out the bustache on that goat licker

by Totally.... July 22, 2007

Bro-stache

A bro-stache is similar to a "trash-stache." It is a thin layer of peach fuzz type hair that is not fully grown into a full mustache yet. It derives from young latino boys ranging from the ages of 12-20. This age range of young latinos predominantly have these staches and call each other "bros," which is where the term "bro-stache" came from.

Morgan: Woh! Hey Steph, did you just see that kid with the sweet bro-stache?
Steph: Yeah, he looks like such white trash!

by Sammy Jack June 28, 2009

bustache

Coming on a girl's upper lip.

"I came a bustache on her face."

by Cro August 7, 2005

Bumstache

When one has so much hair on ones anus, it looks like a mustache

Look, Fred has a bumstache

by CharGeh May 25, 2010

Brosticles

The brointific term for testicles

(Guy enters his friend's room and begins teabagging him as he sleeps)

Guy: Brooooo. Wake uuuuup. I got a surprise for yooooou.
Bro: ...Get your brosticles out of my mouth dumbshit!

by King of Fappers '94 December 9, 2010