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Bro-stache 

A bro-stache is similar to a "trash-stache." It is a thin layer of peach fuzz type hair that is not fully grown into a full mustache yet. It derives from young latino boys ranging from the ages of 12-20. This age range of young latinos predominantly have these staches and call each other "bros," which is where the term "bro-stache" came from.
Morgan: Woh! Hey Steph, did you just see that kid with the sweet bro-stache?
Steph: Yeah, he looks like such white trash!
Bro-stache by Sammy Jack June 28, 2009
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BroStacho 

What you call your BRO who has a MUSTACHE.
🔥 What's up BROSTACHO
BroStacho by ClassicRonnie July 21, 2019
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brastache 

The indentation in a woman's skin, usually below and between the breasts, made by a tight, underwire bra. This indentation can sometimes resemble a mustache.
I took my girl's bra off and couldn't help but laugh at her brastache!
brastache by leporinis December 16, 2008

browstache 

A female who has one eyebrow and a moustache.
Wow! browstache is rot!
browstache by doedie August 12, 2004

Browstache 

A birth defect that occurs in both males and females which can be recognized as an uninterrupted line of hair above the eyes and nose, but below the forehead, that causes two eyebrows to become one.

If left untreated, this condition may prevent people from attracting members of the opposite sex, as well as members of the same sex.

Also referred to as a unibrow, or omnibrow.
Dude, check out Collin Farrell's browstache.
Browstache by AlexTheTrainer January 13, 2010

Brostache 

A term of endearment used to describe one's exceptionally close friends. In the event that one may make an absolutely obsurdly idiotic comment, it may be used in a mocking way; as to say that said person would never be a close friend of the accuser. This term was invented by Rhett Smith.
Brostache, did you just whitness that effing hyper-shred?

Yeah, good one brostache, The Locust are talented.

Brostache by Rhett Smith November 9, 2008

Brostache 

A mustache used to tickle ones scrotum. Usually one of the true "bros" scrotum. Or used in action, to tickles ones scrotum, thus becoming a true bro. Sometimes one mistakes this as extremely intrusive, but this is usually the start of a true bromance.
"Is the man with the brostache invited to this party?"
Brostache by Grisausage October 17, 2011