BRALEN

SEXIEST MAN ALIVE. bralen is so fucking cute and delicious. his smile shines brighter than his diamond earrings, which his jawline could cut! Every girl wants to be with him and his friendship is a staple of popularity. He’s athletic, smart, talented, and overall an amazing person...the FULL package. He’s so fucking cool!! His body is beautiful and his abs are rock hard. Besides being a total ladies man he’s an amazing friend and is always there for you when you need him most. If you ever turn down a Bralen, it’s your lost because he’s one of a fucking kind.

girl one: omg did you see Bralen today?

girl two: yesssss! He’s so beautiful!!

by Hannah bananah June 19, 2019

Broken Native

When one has to leave their home, family, country, culture, etc. against their will or too pursue something bigger.

Went to college. Now im a broken native.

by Ganglow15 February 18, 2019

Broken Matt Hardy

Matt Hardy's personality after Jeff Hardy put him in the hospital. Speaks with an English accent, refers to people by their middle names, has premonitions, and deletes people from existence. Broken Matt also likes to bite TNA fans and has turned his brother Jeff into an Obsolete Mule, now known as Brother Nero. Broken Matt also has a gardener named Senor Benjamin who specializes in preparing the battlefield for massacre, a drone named Vangaurd 1 who commands Matt's fleet of assault drones and a Dilapidated Boat named Skasguard who saved Matt's life from a Brother Nero attack.

Broken Matt Hardy, you are really weirding me out right now.

by XMC7991 August 26, 2016

Restore The Broken

A wholesome Christian music band from West Virginia

Hey, let's go watch Restore The Broken play at that old church.

by AGuyNamedJerry July 9, 2022

broken english

Incorrect or awkwardly structured English, usually spoken or written by non-native speakers.

Not necessarily pejorative.

She's not fluent yet, she only knows some broken English, but she's trying!

by schmeggyboo January 17, 2008

balls broken

to be sprung; to be in-love; infatuated, whipped.

When a dude loves a girl so much that it hurts, often around the genital area.

Most of the time this comes from the feeling not being mutual, specifically the girl not liking the guy as much as he does her, therefore causing everything she does to hurt his feelings.

The male is usually so in-love that no matter how horrible the girl treats him, he keeps coming back for more.

"Rhianna treats David like shit but he is so balls broken over her, he just can't move on to another girl."

by Brwn Bear July 29, 2009

Monday left me broken

Famous lyric performed by a cat named "Monday left me broken cat". The cat is related to the famous "Don't wake me up cat". The singing cat is often displayed on social media from people that have never answered John Porks calls. If you have any information on the very important John Pork case, please inform your local authorities.

Monday left me broken is often heard as: "Mooonday leeeft me brokeeeeen"

by The Thundercock April 24, 2023