bromestic violence

A bromance gone horribly wrong.

The bromance between Manny and Dick was over once Manny started punching Dick - a clear case of bromestic violence. Their broath of nonviolence was broken.

by Duckwheelz August 4, 2012

bronstonism

A holy religion where remy the rat is god (also known as the rat from the hit show ratatouille) in the religion bronstonism you must marry someone with the taken name of bronston, if you do not you will be an outlaw and should go die. If your name is Megan or Katie or molly you CAN NOT JOIN BRONSTONISM. Anyways join to be accepted you must say the holy prayer 🙏🏻

“Remy the ratatouille the rat of all our dreams, we praise you oh holy rat may the world remember your name . BRONSTON”

I LOVE BRONSTONISM ITS SOOO GOOD YOU SHOULD JOIN NOW

by IM GOD AHHAHAH BERRY MUCH POG November 24, 2020

Brestman

A farmer who plays for PSG that statpadds against his beloved Brest. Playing good in a big game? No, amigo. Scoring 6 goals again Brest? Yes and then get GOAT shouts.

Brestman ghosted

by ToMassive August 15, 2021

Brosetta Stone

A sacred artifact uncovered at a 2007 Jack Johnson concert, that allowed modern scholars to translate 80's 90's and 00's brospeak.

Dude i was watching Top Gun and couldn't understand Tom Cruise at all.

Why don't you check the brosetta stone to find out?

by Nabrolean Bronaparte May 2, 2010

Brocest

When you have any sexual or romantic relations with a bros family member.

Bob is into brocest. Mans fucking Tom's sister.

by BONTYYYY August 9, 2017

Brestoration

similar to old car restoration, you restore an old womans brest to look like they used to.

Did you see that old hag with the huge boobs?

You mean the one with the "Brestoration " ?

by Super Jess January 19, 2009

brostalk

Like sisstalk. When you go online to find information in profiles, etc. about what's going on in your brother's life because it's easier than picking up the phone and calling him.

Jane: My brother bought a new car.
Jenn: You called him?
Jane: No, he never answers his phone. I just brostalked him.

by lbeeee June 1, 2009