Breastnosis

the act of being hypnotized by breasts to the point of ignoring all else around you.

I didn't hear a word you said, I was in a state of breastnosis.

by Jeff Long September 2, 2003

Breasticles

A prolific ancient Greek physician practicing somewhere between 480-430BC, noted for his thorough anatomical studies of the mammary glands. His contributions to the field of anatomy are incalculable; men the world over have benefited from his unyielding attempts to demystify this most recognized symbol of the female form.
He is also recognized for generating the first public debates surrounding medical malpractice. In his later years, his academic interest gave way to obscene obsession.

Socrates: Know thyself.

Breasticles: Know thy breasts, my good friend.

by DrPedicus April 18, 2010

Breastie

A strong and complex nonsexual relationship between two or more females that is greater than being BFF. Similar to a bromance.

If Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox weren't strait I would swear they were lesbians. I guess they are just breasties.

by Lipsmackinggood December 12, 2012

breastling

What happens when a really busty girl does jumping jacks.

Dude, I'm about to head down to the gym to see if I can catch the end of the breastling season.

by whydoesn'tudletyoureuseyourown October 1, 2010

Breastimate

Verb: To look at a girl's tits and guess what cup size she is

Noun: A guess of a girl's cup size

Person 1: Dude her tits are huge!

Person 2: I know right! I think she's a C cup, but that's just a breastimate

by CammyCakes999 July 17, 2012

Meatal Beasting

The process where a meat-based human shit is expelled onto another human, normally while they sleep as a guest in the discharger's home.

David slept while Fred gave him a Meatal Beasting that made the room smell like a zoo's sewer.

by Zonal K August 16, 2019

Beastin

An unnecessarily extreme reaction. Making a big deal out of nothing. See buggin, wylin out, wylin.

Yo! Why you beastin son?! Daaamn

by Octavian March 9, 2004