John Boner

The formal pronunciation of House Speaker John Boehner, incorrectly said to be "John Bayner".

"Didn't pass a bill for hurricane sandy? Shuts down the government? What a John Boner."

"John Boner's name explains himself."

by Harry Dickinher October 3, 2013

Boner inducing rage

When you're so angry your body can't help but funnel your rage to the most quivering part of your body.

When I found out Julia cheated on me, I went into a Boner inducing rage.

by Samson Sanchez February 9, 2013

Space Boer

Accurate description of Elon Musk.

Boers are south african apartheid whites, which he is. And in scifi fandom "Space something" is a way to decribe characters that are space versions of fantasy or other genres.

So space boer.

Space boer's fan base is worse than him. At least he makes money.

by esekaese July 20, 2023

Yawn Boner

Sometimes called "Yoner", is when one gets an erection from excessive yawning. They will often come about with no warning and are usually harder than a normal erection. They will usually happen in the morning, often during class or at work.

Guy 1: Woah dude are you getting off to our math lesson?
Guy 2: No dude I've got a massive yawn boner right
Guy 1: Oh damn I hate yoners

by Zoppy September 25, 2013

KELLEY BONER

A hardo who attends the Kelley School of Business. They are really good at school, which they LOVE to flex, but are weird with the girls. These people probably work at an accounting company, such as KPMG, and show their pride whenever they possibly can: like wearing the company’s backpack. An average “Joe” would be considered a Kelley Boner.

Hey man want to go out tonight?

No sorry bro, I need to talk up KPMG and study for the CPA.

Wow, your such a Kelley Boner.

by JaredsSubway October 26, 2019

Boner face

One's facial expression when they have a boner.
It is more to do with the horny aura than with an actual boner. There is a slight smile, glint in the eyes and laid back body with the dick as the controller of all thoughts.

I thought Colt would for sure smash that girl! He had such a boner face!

by Sriracha_cake March 4, 2021

poo boner

When you need to poop and you get an erection from poo rubbing up against your sphincter.

Man, Joe, I've got a poo boner and I need to use the restroom.

by PinkPussyTom October 29, 2022