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man boobies 

Large mounds of flesh that develop on the chests of obese men where pecs should be. These often overlap fat rolls, have distored cylindrical, round, or lumpy shapes, and are sometimes hairy.
My college roommate Neekita Desai has a thing for fat men with man boobies!
man boobies by Nikki Tyler December 10, 2003
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I wanna have boobies 

The commom misheard interpretation in the song "When I grow up" by The Pussycat Dolls. Most people hear the song as,

When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have "boobies"

When in fact the correct lyrics are...

When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have "groupies"
I've been 18 for half a year already so technically I am grown up, but i don't have boobies. I wanna have boobies really badly. Maybe if I wish for them hard enough I just might get them.

Big Boobie Bitch Bunch 

The opposite of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. An inclusive term to encompass the big busted community .
Girl 1: Omg you should totally wear this thin strapped tank top
Girl 2: I cannot. Sadly I am apart of the Big Boobie Bitch Bunch :/

Back Boobies 

A condition that occurs when someone is chunky enough, a bra will sink into their back fat forcing unsightly flaps of skin to protrude over their bra strap creating a floppy "boob-like" formation in their shoulder-blade region. This condition is well documented in smaller towns where there are ample supplies of bacon. It has also been known to correlate directly to a FUPA.
That bitch must be trying to counter-balance her Double D breasts with her C Back Boobies.
Back Boobies by Narcolepticjay August 28, 2006

boobie hug 

A hug given where the intention of the female is to excite the male by squeazing her breasts into him or by rubbing them against his chest.

see also bosom hug
Those breastices are real, I could tell from the boobie hug.
boobie hug by Adam 1980 August 3, 2005

Birthday Boobies 

The act of sending pictures of boobies, naked or clothed, to a birthday boy or girl.

This is a relatively new tradition, and in practice, it is more often men sending men pictures of their own chest, or men convincing random girls to send pictures of their cleavage to their friend on his birthday. However, the act was originally conceived to span an influx of casual acquaintances of the opposite sex to send you risque pictures.
Example 1:
Man your phone has been blowing up all day. I hope at least some of them are Birthday Boobies pics.

Well, I did get these from your sister...

Example 2:
How did you get pictures of Lisa's tits!

Birthday Boobies!

Example 3:
Andy really came through at the bar last night. He must have had over 40 girls send me birthday boobies. At least a dozen of them showed nipple.
Birthday Boobies by wijim November 12, 2011