I cant believe you have done this

Total disbelief, British style

ah fuck, I cant believe you have done this

by d4mn3d June 2, 2008

BELIEVE ME

1. A phrase uttered annoyingly often by Donald Trump, indicating you should do the opposite.

2. Words that are redundant if you're telling the truth.

3. An expression that has come to be associated with habitual/pathological liars.

Trump has a "tell." Every time he says "BELIEVE ME," you know he's about to serve you a freshly baked slice of BS.

Yes, I did wash my hands after that dump. BELIEVE ME!

by denumb October 13, 2017

Best believe

Just a way of saying, you can bet on something to happen if a another event should occur

Person 1: I heard Rosa said she was going to fight you

Person 2: if she touches me best believe I will whip her ass

by tacoboutit July 2, 2017

Big Red Bus Believer

An ill-educated person who reads lies off a bus and quotes it in every Brexit conversation; pretending they have a degree in politics!

“Brexit means Brexit”
You’re such a Big Red Bus Believer

by Get Goosed November 15, 2019

Do you believe in Gravity

A Phrase used by DIO in JoJo's Bizarre adventure: Stone Ocean. Said to Pucci initially, and means that Some people are Destined to meet.

DIO: Do you Believe in Gravity between Individuals? You ended up tripping over me of all people, but did you know it was for a reason?
Pucci: What are you saying?

by Catree February 24, 2023

Ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this.

Best response to being punched. Ever.

Guy #1: *Punches Guy #2 in the face*
Guy #2: "Ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this."

by liMPiNMEdiC January 6, 2008

i can't believe you've done this

Something uttered by British people after they've been suckered punched. Usually preceded by the exclamation "Aw fuck", and accompanied by a look of complete bewilderment.

British guy: Blah Blah Blah Blah
British guy's friend: *punches British guy in the face*
British guy: "Aw FUCK, I can't believe you've done this!"

by Susake December 1, 2007