crab boating

A crab-infested snatch that you go down on. Think twice about that hot girl next door. She may have a crunchy snack waiting for you.

Dude! Benny had to shave his beard after he went crab boating with Sarah!

by Little Arnie May 13, 2016

Bean boarding

Similar to water boarding, but with beans. It’s done by forcing someone’s head back and inserting a funnel in their mouth. Then, the funnel is filled with beans, forcing them to eat them all. It’s a very popular torture device.

My uncle was a pow in ww3, and he refused to give any information. That is, until they started bean boarding him.

by Dennisimo Jr. August 9, 2018

coal boasting

When a white woman brags to her friends about sleeping with dark skinned black men.

I overheard Donna coal boasting to Kelly about her hookup with the son of the Djibouti Ambassador.

by zcl July 28, 2006

Swamp Boating

When one person inserts his/her face between the butt cheeks of another person and vigorously shakes their head from side to side. Like motor boating, but in the ass.

I was hungry and she was horny. We were both satisfied after a hearty session of swamp boating.

by Wally The Wonder Lama May 26, 2011

boardinghouse reach

The act of reaching across fellow diners for a dish or platter. A rude action by a person who has no manners and was probably raised in a barn.

Hey buddy! There is no need to reach across the table for the potatoes! We do not tolerate a boardinghouse reach in this house!

by peter gazinya October 4, 2010

sail boating

the act of pressing you nose against a flat chested woman and just blowing

Did you motorboat sarah's friend last night? Nope, just went sail boating, there where no boobs!

by Touge_Drifter September 19, 2012

twater boarding

When a girl is riding your face to the point you can't breathe and you feel like shes going to smother you.

So I was going 69 with this big girl and started freaking out when she laid down all the way and was twater boarding me!

by jconn88 August 26, 2013