cobviously

An annoying, pretentious, condescending way of saying "obviously". Used primarily in contexts where the subject in question is not actually obvious. Pronounced, essentially, by faking a cough before saying "obviously".

"Did you hear that 'Avatar' beat 'Titanic' for biggest gross in the international box office?"

"Cobviously! 'Titanic' only made $1.242 billion!"

by NickPo March 2, 2010

obviously not

when something is blatent obvious, sarcasm, founded by the clipston click

"do you want some weed?"
"obviously not"

by Tom Hayward and Mason November 19, 2004

You Obviously Love Oreos

The TRUE meaning of Yolo

Random Dude 1: YOLO!!!! *about to jump off roof*
Random Dude 2: You Obviously Love Oreos!!!! *gives the guy a pack of Oreos*
Random Dude 1: WTF???

by Eminemdude297 November 4, 2014

blobviously

both blatently and ovbviously fused together.

Bob: so do you like jane?
Gregory: blobviously! she is sexilicious

by Tom Simmons March 10, 2009

obviously gay

an obviously gay son of a fucking bitch.

Dude alright, so i was balls deep in this little man right, and like i'm about to blow my load in his butt and he turns around and grabs my nuts and im like dude you are obviously gay, fool.

by DoUNoTylrDurden February 26, 2005

Obviouslylessficnicity

To have great awareness and being able to see the obvious.

My obviouslylessficnicity is greater than your obviouslylessficnicity.

by Andrew December 16, 2003

Obviously a white boy

When somebody is obviously a white boy

That white boy is skanking like a wet fanny three days before nigas hyping blushed. Obviously a white boy.

by Meat cleaver milne May 5, 2009