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cooking the books

a frequent practice of lying and cheating in any record bookkeeping, in order to substancially increase your own personnal profit and earnings. OR knowingly providing incorrect information in a companies financial statements. This is, needless to say, illegal.
Johnny went to jail for cooking the books at his office.
by losrunner April 9, 2004
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off the books

No paper trail , on the down low.

Don't tell no one. kind of like when someone is hiding money they keep it "OFF THE BOOKS"
ELLIE : HEY I NEED YOU TO DO ME A SOLID, BUT KEEP IT OFF THE BOOKS.

ANGEL : I GOT YOU , SAY NO MAS.
by Elliedizzle420 December 1, 2018
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boasy

To be extremely boastful or over the top with something
Yo have u seen the new boy Tanj, he’s so boasy about everything
by Hacker256 September 4, 2018
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bonksercise

being physically exercised by a ssgt to the point of death. usually in boots and utes and when survived resulting in extreme pain and discomfort. pain is usually long enough to ruin your weekend.
oh man, i got bonksercised today at the gym.
by horschel April 1, 2009
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one for the books

an occurence so incredible that will surely be remembered for years to come.
''Jeanette aptly labeled Tom as a "human skidmark on the underwear of life" when he forgot to acknowledge their wedding anniversary by having an illicit fling with the baby-sitter at the local hotel.''

That's definetly one for the books, wouldn't you say?

Oh well, Jeanette....least you still have me...! ;)
by Robbie September 4, 2006
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BOAKYAG

abbrevation for "Bend Over And Kiss Your Ass Goodbye"
Oh, the nuclear reactor is going to blow op.. BOAKYAG!
by Elf-weed March 31, 2011
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Bockscar

Bockscar was a USAF B-29 Superfortress piloted by Major Charles W. Sweeney, on the 9th of August, 1945, 11.02 a.m. in the morning, it launched the second and last atomic bombing in history dropping a atomic bomb codenamed “Fat Man” over the Japanese city of Nagasaki.
Bockscar is the legendary plane that ended WorldWarII.
by Oof_TheChungasGuy April 29, 2020
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