blurting

A mix between a blumpkin and a dirty sanchez

Last night she was blurting me on the toilet!

by Dinos queen April 12, 2016

burpin' the baby

A term for male masturbation

"Quit burpin' the baby and answer the phone"

by Amy January 13, 2005

blupping

a substitute for ‘fucking’ in a sentence.

i’m so blupping tired.
merry blupping christmas!

by itsyaboik June 29, 2018

Blumping

Adj, To hump a girl whilst she is on her period, using the blood as lubricant.

e.g harry was blumping sally while she was on her rags. Her menstrual blood made for a good cheap lubricant

by KNDO May 30, 2009

Blurging

To move your ass on and off the toilet seat whilst flushing to make a distinctive sound.

Murray: Hi lads, do you fancy going to the toilet's for some major blurging after we drop a P bomb?

Blair: Yes mate, that sounds like a great plan.

Brendan: I agree blurging sounds like a good idea.

by Murrray November 23, 2010

Blurgin

The cuss word used to sum up all expletives. More convenient than fuckshitcockcuntbitchpussy

"jimmy your GF just died"
"oh BLURGIN! THAT slutwhore owes me 5 bucks!"

by frank hopkins August 19, 2007

BLURPEN

when one smokes purple and drinks budlight

bro me and my friends were BLURPEN for like 2 hours straight last night we were so retarted

by CHANCE OWEN May 25, 2011