Blumpster

When one receives a Blumpkin inside of a dumpster. This is a way to keep the blumpkin a bit cleaner.

I got a blumpster from a bum the other day, he was collecting cans, and i had a couple to offer him.

by Chimo946 January 8, 2008

Blumptie

The Act of giving a girl head whilst she is taking a shit.

I got a nice mudslide on my chest when I was giving Kennedy
a blumptie

by Luke thighwalker the thirdw June 8, 2009

blunette

Person with brown hair and blue eyes

Man Cillian Murphy is such a blunette

by Doc Oct December 9, 2008

BlumpKate

Familiar to the Blumpkin (male receiving oral sex while excreting solid waste). However, in this case, female is giving oral sex to male while herself, excreting solid waste. Hence, "BlumpKate."

Dude 1: "That's the most badass BlumpKate i've ever gotten!"
Dude 2: "Did she drop a rap-around!?"

by Kate Reblumpkin April 21, 2011

blumpster

variation of a blumpkin with a very important distinction. sexual act during which a man shits while anally penetrating his lover. the distinction here is that a blumpkin must be on a toilet, whereas a blumpster can occur in any location.

a real pro can execute a pretty logical chain of events between a blumpster, a hot carl, and a blumpkin.

"Dave ate some bad Indian food last night and shit himself while ramming Kate's pooper. It was an accidental blumpster, alright!"

by Slutty Skank October 13, 2005

bludgette

(n) A female pick pocket

(v) passive, being pickpoketed by a girl

Jimmy: Dude, did you know Christie got popped for pick-pocketing today??
Fred: Whoa, shes a bludgette? no way man

Getting your pocket-picked is bad enough, but as a man, being bludgetted is the worst feeling you can get

by Deadbolt90 April 17, 2008

Blumpster

giving a blumpkin to a bum in a dumpster

Man it sucks being homeless but i forgot all about that when that bitch gave me a Blumpster last night

by EndLeSsRaGE March 31, 2011