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Blue Ball Cry

The uncontrolled act of whimpering when a man who ain't gettin' any of anything sexual besides what he looks up, upon seeing something in real life that is incredibly sexy, the man lets out a sad whimper deep down from his balls.
When i saw that ass in the hallway i let out a Blue Ball Cry.
by DannyMc93 September 23, 2009
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Blue ball surprise

An act in which a girls gives a man blue balls and then proceeds to hit him in the balls causing extreme pain.
Bro she was blowing me then all of a sudden gave me a blue ball surprise.
by Ratchetgirl124 June 26, 2014
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Blue Ball Gala

When a group of male friends go out seeking to get laid but only wind up back home, drunk, rejected and sporting those achy blue balls and self-relief is the only option.
Are you guys back home? Yea come on over braaaaaahhh. Bring a 12 pack and come join the blue ball gala.

Despite spring break being the prime time to score some pussy, Brian and his friends ended up back at the hotel hosting yet another blue ball gala.
by Eaton Holgoode May 8, 2018
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Blue Ball Shuffle

A Blue Ball Shuffle begins during the walk home from a female's place of residence. You then proceed to go through the steps of the evening trying to figure out what you did wrong to keep the night from ending in coitus. The Blue Ball Shuffle excursion home often ends in masturbation and sometimes even sobbing.
Eric was sure he was going to get with Linda Friday night, but he ended up on a blue ball shuffle before midnight.
by TheDoc88 November 2, 2010
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Blue Ball Road

When a guy hasn't had sex in a long time, he has blue balls (clogged pipes) - thus he feels as though he "lives" on blue ball road

(Also, a road in Elkton, MD)
Lisa: Where does P-Phat live?

MOCO: At the moment, on Blue Ball Road - his pipes are clogged!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010
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blue ball moment

when you think sumthin will happen...when in the end it doesn't happen..much like when you get a boner...and never wackoff
the team was up by 20, and i was sure we would win...but got beat by 2...what a blue ball moment
by sheaspeck September 9, 2005
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Blue ball bar talk

When a girl acts like she's going home with you at the end of the night, but was really using you for free drinks.
Donnie came home with a $300 case of blue ball bar talk
by Connorc2 December 14, 2014
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