Blois

Lactose-intolerant Women, who just drank milk, farting in your face

Bruh, I just had three people Blois last night!
It was so sexy.

by Pr0metheus_name_please April 19, 2023

Forest Hills Blowie

Woman sits on toilet taking piss and gives a guy a BJ

I accidently walked in on her in the bathroom and ended up getting a Forest Hills Blowie

by Turbodmc May 13, 2016

bloviator

1. A public figure, such as a politician or an actor, who makes outlandish, strident statements on issues, thinking that the average man will care about their opinions.

2. Someone who pontificates about issues of which they are uninformed, yet pretend to be expert.

3. Pompous blowhard, using their celebrity to speak about topics on which they are totally unqualified.

That bloviator Alec Baldwin said he was going to move to France. Why is he still in Hollywood?

by desert irishman April 7, 2004

Bloinker

A term referring to the colon, and or anus.

Dude, I would totally stick it in her bloinker.

by Bloinker February 16, 2019

bloid

A small blog entry expressing a thought which may not be fully formed.

I wrote a quick bloid after hearing that story.

by breedlov June 15, 2008

bloinkiss

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee.

by Verity M. November 8, 2017

BLOINKISS

/bloiNGk-kis/
Verb.
When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss.

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca a the prom, but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship, leading him down a dark road, paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him, because she just couldn't take it any more, he lacked the ability to hase afer her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

by BOBTHEPOTATOFROG November 21, 2017