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Bluffin' with my Muffin

While having sex with a man, the girl is actually thinking about a woman. He thinks she's into it because she is aroused, but she's not aroused because of him. Bluffin' = lying. Muffin = Vagina.
I was bluffin' with my muffin last night with John since I couldn't stop thinking of Jane.
by mimi.loves.chachi May 4, 2009
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boffins

"Boffins": (Bôf ' ns) noun - the name for scientists and scholars working quietly
to develop new and exciting techniques and skills.

(taken from www.boffins.ca/ - 2k - Cached - Similar pages)
Boffins create zombie dogs
By Nick Buchan of NEWS.com.au
June 27, 2005

SCIENTISTS have created eerie zombie dogs, reanimating the canines after several hours of clinical death in attempts to develop suspended animation for humans...........(Drudge Report)
by Kriste Camsky July 8, 2005
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boffing

I boffed the girl I met at the club real good.
by tom sawyer June 4, 2005
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bloofing

Farting in your partner's mouth while engaging in sex. Usually oral.
I was giving my bf a bj and he was bloofing me.
by Arazmo December 3, 2018
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Bluffin' N' Chuffin'

To tell a lie (bluffing) so bad and obviously false that people think you are high (chuffing).
Bernard: Bro I'm hanging out with all the hoes rn
LaMarcus: Nah you Bluffin' N' Chuffin' fr
by LeBean James December 8, 2022
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Bluffing Butthole

When one goes to shit, but only farts.
I went to take a shit, but it turns out I have a Bluffing Butthole.
by Taint Tap November 24, 2010
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Boffin

A Smart person... usually used by chavs to make fun of people who are NOT illiterate
Chav: You garbled boffin *Possy laughing HUHUHUHHHUHUHUUHUHUHU *fapfapfapfappf"
by Hrocky March 22, 2009
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