Brantford is A town in Ontario Canada where all the girls are sluts and all the guys are hockey playing fuckbois who walk around shouting ferda all day. Almost all the teens do drugs and half of them drop out of school before grade 11. Still has the highest teen pregnancy rate in all of Ontario and also the highest car theft rate. Most girls are bitches who just act like sluty to sleep with guys you can also get heroine on any street corner and the down town is nasty and homeless people pull knifes on you but hey we have Wayne Gretzky so fuck all of you
by Mickey Dickey October 29, 2017
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Wife: How was work today, Honey?
Husband: I was at the water cooler with Mark from Payroll. He was telling me about giving his Wife a Caucasian Blindfold.
Wife: Caucasian Blindfold?
Husband: Yeah. I guess you just rest your balls on someones eyes in a 69 position.
Wife: That sounds nice. Let's try that out.
Husband: I was at the water cooler with Mark from Payroll. He was telling me about giving his Wife a Caucasian Blindfold.
Wife: Caucasian Blindfold?
Husband: Yeah. I guess you just rest your balls on someones eyes in a 69 position.
Wife: That sounds nice. Let's try that out.
by dr85 November 7, 2011
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To place the penis into the mouth of a loved one, and to cover their eyes with your testicles whilst doing so.
The only thing she disliked about me giving her a dutch blindfold was that my (pubic) hair got caught in her left eye and it went blood-shot.
by Dazza May 19, 2003
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by Mark Hunter-Uk March 31, 2008
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"How did she make him think a grapefruit was her mouth?"
"She blondfolded him by telling him it was her mouth and the dumb fuck didn't question it. She also blondfolded him when he caught her with a chick and she said they were practicing wrestling. He bought every bit of it without a second thought! He's so fucking gullible. He's easy to blondfold."
"She blondfolded him by telling him it was her mouth and the dumb fuck didn't question it. She also blondfolded him when he caught her with a chick and she said they were practicing wrestling. He bought every bit of it without a second thought! He's so fucking gullible. He's easy to blondfold."
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In the words of Branford :
"I like to Lax, and I like to party, I gotta lot of spoons, my favorite i call Fluffy. Scored two goals in practice one day in High school, best goals I've ever scored. I like to chill with my buddies and lax in the backyard. While Deciding my college process i was like D1, D3? and after a while I was like Hey, I gotta go D1, although It's at the club level. Lastly, I get lot's of chicks, but not because I lax, i happen to be very Affluent."
My Style :
-Lax Pinnie (when i'm not hookin' up with chicks)
-Nice Shorts
-Croakies
-Turf Dogs
-Mid Calf Socks
- And a sweet pair of shades.
In the words of Branford :
"I like to Lax, and I like to party, I gotta lot of spoons, my favorite i call Fluffy. Scored two goals in practice one day in High school, best goals I've ever scored. I like to chill with my buddies and lax in the backyard. While Deciding my college process i was like D1, D3? and after a while I was like Hey, I gotta go D1, although It's at the club level. Lastly, I get lot's of chicks, but not because I lax, i happen to be very Affluent."
My Style :
-Lax Pinnie (when i'm not hookin' up with chicks)
-Nice Shorts
-Croakies
-Turf Dogs
-Mid Calf Socks
- And a sweet pair of shades.
Brantford Winstonworth " I dont know what it is, my family tends to move to hotbed Lacrosse areas. It;s amde me a magnetic force from the great Lacrosse gods.
Brantford Winstonworth " D1, D3 I dunno. But after awhile I was like, hey I gotta go D1, and I am....its at the club level...but Im D1."
Brantford Winstonworth " Bros....Anyone care to Lax???"
Brantford Winstonworth " I like to Lax...And I like to Party"
Brantford Winstonworth " D1, D3 I dunno. But after awhile I was like, hey I gotta go D1, and I am....its at the club level...but Im D1."
Brantford Winstonworth " Bros....Anyone care to Lax???"
Brantford Winstonworth " I like to Lax...And I like to Party"
by MurderFlakes February 14, 2010
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- 2008 Heisman Trophy winner over UFs Tim Tebow and UTs Colt McCoy.
2008 season: top accuracy percentage in the nation, threw for 48 touchdowns and rushed for another 5. Leads the highest scoring offense in FBS history posting a total of 702, breaking Hawaiis previous record. Also has posted more than 60 points in 5 consecutive games.
Has led the Sooners to the top spot in the nation and a bid to the BCS national championship game on January 8, 2009 against the Florida Gators.
- 2008 Heisman Trophy winner over UFs Tim Tebow and UTs Colt McCoy.
2008 season: top accuracy percentage in the nation, threw for 48 touchdowns and rushed for another 5. Leads the highest scoring offense in FBS history posting a total of 702, breaking Hawaiis previous record. Also has posted more than 60 points in 5 consecutive games.
Has led the Sooners to the top spot in the nation and a bid to the BCS national championship game on January 8, 2009 against the Florida Gators.
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