Blagojebitch

(blə goi ə bich) A word used to describe a conniving or two-bit criminal who whines excessively when caught.

Origin: Insult used on conservative blogs and websites following the Rod Blagojevich Scandal in 2008-09

Michael Vick was such a freaking blagojebitch.

by absentee January 7, 2009

Blagodoo

An overabundance of blow dried, bangs-in your-face hair that would have been in style 25 years ago.

The weather guy on Channel 12 has a serious blagodoo goin' on.

by Bradford S. January 27, 2009

Blagojevision

A slightly out-of-phase view on life that leads to stubborn denial of any wrongdoing even in the face of overwhelming evidence.

Comes from Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich, who continually and emphatically declared his innocence, after being accused of corruption.

COP: I pulled you over for going 60 in a 35. I was following you for a mile and i have it on camera.
SKY: No, I'm innocent. You have me confused with someone else.
COP: You have a bad case of Blagojevision.

by ~Luc~ February 9, 2009

Blagiltes

(n) A minor demon from the 3rd level of Satan's court, tech department, who is actually the true form of Bill Gates. In fact, his human name is an anagram of his true demon name.

Dammit, my Microsoft product stopped working. Blagiltes must be up to his old tricks again.

by Poseidon47 December 11, 2016

blagina

The state of the vagina during menstruation.

Rob: Dude did you hook up with that one chick last night?
Ed: No man, i couldn't bear to face her steaming blagina.

by chain grater November 10, 2009

blagoonga

1. int.: yet another moronic, nonsensical interjection, derived from an irregular noise used in a Garfield comic strip.

~ BLAGOONGA!
- Blagoonga? Odie needs tuning.

by Council For and Of Nyah (CFON) September 29, 2003

blagot

a black fagot, a homosexual black male

do u see that blagot try to kiss me

by mr. teddy bear jones April 8, 2009