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Blagiltes

(n) A minor demon from the 3rd level of Satan's court, tech department, who is actually the true form of Bill Gates. In fact, his human name is an anagram of his true demon name.

Dammit, my Microsoft product stopped working. Blagiltes must be up to his old tricks again.

by Poseidon47 December 11, 2016

Jestovebs

(n) The true demonic identity of the human once known as Steve Jobs, for which his demon name is an anagram. Residing in the 4th level of hell, he manipulates apple technology to facilitate addiction and maximize profit.

Well, just sacrificed $800 to buy another iPhone and appease Jestovebs. Hopefully, this one won't randomly die when the battery reaches 28%.

by Poseidon47 December 11, 2016