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Birtherism

The questioning of Barrack Obama's qualification for presidency, based on hearsay that he is not a natural born citizen of the United States. Birtherism's origins lie in the incredibly naive, conservative followers of Sarah Palin, Donald Trump, and Glenn Beck, who believe anything they are told because they are dumb, uneducated racists.
Donald Trump recently converted to birtherism when he publicly accused Obama of being born out of country.
by The Yoyo Master May 12, 2011
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bartleman

The best way to describe this is "The Man".
Some people have used D V D.
I prefer "F*CKING AMAZING!".

If something is amazing it's "Bartleman", or you can use "Bartle" for short.

(Similar to how Nick Swardson says "Party")
What kind of beer is that?
It's BartleBeer (or bartle-beer).

Dude that guy is AWESOME!
Yea he's "Bartleman".

DUDE, THAT'S THE SHIZNIT!
Yea it's bartle.
by YouNeek1 February 5, 2008
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Birtlelating

to lose your shit. If you're stressed at work and your going crazy tourette's to yourself at your desk.
I'm so busy, i've been birtlelating since 1974
by fiveohh May 10, 2011
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Jed Bartles

Lore tells us that Jed Bartles was a mysterious antebellum character, a blundering and addled-minded feral boy who appeared in a small village outside of Dallas, confused and girlishly attractive and only capable of simple, everyday reading skills.
Unpossible. A Jed Bartles creation. For many years, critics wondered if perhaps Jed Bartles was an idiot savant actually accessing parts of his brain that the average person could never dream of, creating new and advanced language. His creation of the word 'unpossible' struck some as an gaffe in remembering the real term, impossible. Others conjectured that unpossible didn't mean impossible at all, but was a new word to describe a much more sophisticated notion, that a certain possibility could be negated entirely and turned into its polar opposite, or made 'unpossible'...

After careful study, Jed Bartles was found to have just been mistaken. Twice.
by Call me Edward Cullen February 20, 2009
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Bartletted

When someone who "thinks" they know something about computers/servers and attempts to "repair" one, usually leaving it in worse shape than it was in the first place. This can happen because the "guru" emits an EMP pulse that disables all electronics within a 25ft. radius.
John: Man, my laptop is running slow today.

Dave: Hey, I'll take a look at it!

Dave: *picks up the laptop, motherboard fries, screen goes dark*

John: Dude WTF?! You just Bartletted my laptop!!
by xerolyfe April 3, 2011
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burtles

The quint-essence of cool; fantastic; dog's bollocks
The concert last night was completely burtles. I am glad you convinced me to go.
by Benjamin Xavier K. I August 31, 2008
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Birthentine's Day

A holiday celebrated when your birthday is also Valentine's Day (February 14th)
Jane: "I can't believe tomorrow is Valentine's Day."
John: "Tomorrow is also my birthday."
Jane: "Oh, so you will be celebrating Birthentine's Day."
by krizdel May 11, 2011
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