birkenstocks

Once known as ugly lesbian shoes, now the "cool" thing to wear.
Still ugly.

"Check out the dyke with the birkenstocks!"
"OMG Becca, I just bought these $80 birkenstocks at Abercrombie and Fitch!!"

by AS May 13, 2005

Birkenstink

Refers to the smell associated with Birkenstocker (or greenie, or rabid environmentalist) related things.

I bought one of those new greenie front-loading washing machines, but the Birkenstink is terrible.

by NewContributor October 26, 2011

birkenstalking

In large crowds or at festivals you stalk people who wear those super-ugly Birkenstock two strap sandals and you stomp on their toes for offending everything decent with their lack of sensibility.

"I'm bored with Imagine Dragons, let's go Birkenstalking!"

by Vhael January 9, 2016

Birkenstockbroker

Any former hippie who left Woodstock and headed for Wall Street.

Now retired to Napa, surveying his private-label vineyard from the pool-deck of his 20,000 square-foot 'villa', he strums his Martin - yes, it's the one on the cover of 'unplugged' - purchased for six figures from the Christies Clapton auction, a true Birkenstockbroker, a 60s radical who simply took a brief detour.

by Monkey's Dad October 14, 2023

National Birkenstock Day

March 16 is National Birkentsock Day. Wear your Birkenstocks on March 16!

Kim: "Isn't tomorrow National Birkenstock Day?"
Pete: "Yea, it is!"
Kim: "Wanna wear matching Birkenstocks tomorrow?"
Pete: "Sure, why not."

by kaleyley March 15, 2022

Birkenstocks

the expensive clogs or sandels that are for both men and female people. They are usually around $120.00. They are also very comforable and are really preppy. Every big prep should have them.

The Birkenstocks are like the best shoes ever

by Andretheprep December 18, 2005

Birkenstocks

Ugly ass shoes that hippies or preps wear usually with bluejeans, and are retarded enough to pay over 100$, wear them on a day it's going to rain, then complain to everyone about them getting wet. The also make feet smell horiffic. if you see somebody wearing these tell them to keep them on.

Prep: " omgz, I like, can't believe these got wet! I had to hurry to class, and I slipped in the halls, and my feet are wet, so feel sorry for me!"

by Tracy M August 30, 2005