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In large crowds or at festivals you stalk people who wear those super-ugly Birkenstock two strap sandals and you stomp on their toes for offending everything decent with their lack of sensibility.
by Vhael November 7, 2015
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1: Something that looks shiny and great on the outside but on the inside is rotten or trashy.

2: Anything that pumps itself up to be substantially better than it lets on. IE: America appears wealthy due to extreme borrowing from other nations yet is a nation full of ghettos and slums.

3: Obnoxiously rude and known to be insubstantial. When Americans travel they shit all over everything claiming America is better and don't tip. Usually bringing ill repute to the rest of the western world by proxy.

4: Anything America/American is known to be all flash and no payoff mostly hype and usually rude or obnoxious, degrading or demeaning to anyone else.
"Hey, isn't that Felicia sexy?"
"Oh no bro, she's totally American..."
"Oh... gross."

"Hey is Josh as good of a quarterback as he says he is?"
"No, that reputation is very American."

"Everything Katy does is so fucking American."
by Vhael December 14, 2016
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