Guy 1-Hey man you watch Sportsnation.
Guy 2-Yeah Colin's cool, but Michelle Beadle is HOT!
Guy 1-So hot
Guy 2-Yeah Colin's cool, but Michelle Beadle is HOT!
Guy 1-So hot
by drew10796 April 1, 2010
Get the Michelle Beadle mug.word used to describe any kind of mal-formed or deformed limbs or body parts.
word is derived from the british television presenter, jeremy beadle, of 'beadle's about' fame who has a mal-formed hand & therefore suffers from 'beadlelitus'
word is derived from the british television presenter, jeremy beadle, of 'beadle's about' fame who has a mal-formed hand & therefore suffers from 'beadlelitus'
man: doctor! doctor!
doctor: what's the problem?
man: i have got a cock the size of jeremy beadle's
doctor: what on earth do you mean?
man: well, it's tiny but on the other hand it's massive"
doctor: oh, you are obviously suffering from beadlelitus!
doctor: what's the problem?
man: i have got a cock the size of jeremy beadle's
doctor: what on earth do you mean?
man: well, it's tiny but on the other hand it's massive"
doctor: oh, you are obviously suffering from beadlelitus!
by ron weasely April 27, 2006
Get the Beadlelitus mug.Beadlehand n. A small mutant hand.
Beadlehand vb. 1. To fail to grasp something (esp. a situation) - "No disrespect Mr Blair, but you've completely beadlehanded this whole Iraq situation" 2. To be parsimonious - "OK Mr Murdock, but if you beadlehand me on this deal I'll see you never work in media again."
Beadlehanded adj. 1. Butterfingered - "Well, Bristow is absolutely beadlehanded tonight" 2. Parsimonious - "I grew up in New Jersey, Dad was a rich city lawyer and my Mother earned more than a dime or two dancin' on tables every friday, but mother made me wear the same pair of pants 'till I was 12, every night we ate gruel, except tuesdays when it was potato stew, I guess you could say my parents were just beadlehanded"
Beadlehandedly adv. 1. In a manner expected of someone with a beadlehand
- "She fumbled for my manhood quite beadlehandedly, like a turkey wanker on his first shift" 2. Parsimoniously - "I noticed Mr Carolgees pouring the gin most beadlehandedly, like it was the last bottle in the world"
Beadlehand vb. 1. To fail to grasp something (esp. a situation) - "No disrespect Mr Blair, but you've completely beadlehanded this whole Iraq situation" 2. To be parsimonious - "OK Mr Murdock, but if you beadlehand me on this deal I'll see you never work in media again."
Beadlehanded adj. 1. Butterfingered - "Well, Bristow is absolutely beadlehanded tonight" 2. Parsimonious - "I grew up in New Jersey, Dad was a rich city lawyer and my Mother earned more than a dime or two dancin' on tables every friday, but mother made me wear the same pair of pants 'till I was 12, every night we ate gruel, except tuesdays when it was potato stew, I guess you could say my parents were just beadlehanded"
Beadlehandedly adv. 1. In a manner expected of someone with a beadlehand
- "She fumbled for my manhood quite beadlehandedly, like a turkey wanker on his first shift" 2. Parsimoniously - "I noticed Mr Carolgees pouring the gin most beadlehandedly, like it was the last bottle in the world"
See above
by Jim Baxter March 31, 2004
Get the Beadlehand mug.person 1: i'm going to ride my bike off my roof
person 2: thats bedlam
or something like "mike is totally bedlam"
basically any time you use the words crazy, stupid or any other word meaning the same thing, you can replace it with bedlam
person 2: thats bedlam
or something like "mike is totally bedlam"
basically any time you use the words crazy, stupid or any other word meaning the same thing, you can replace it with bedlam
by blmnkychck April 24, 2007
Get the bedlam mug.A variant on the Jew Claw that stems from UK TV personality Jeremy Beadle, who famously had a withered right hand.
The Beadle Claw is displayed as such: the ring and little fingers are tucked flat agains the palm of the right hand, while the middle finger, index finger and thumb are extended in a crooked 'claw' shape. The claw is then tucked into the cuff of the sleeve to accentuate the small hand look. This can be further enhanced by holding next to the left hand to display the size difference.
The Beadle Claw is used in the background of photographs to 'poke fun' on unknowing foreground members of the photographs, much like the classic 'bunny fingers'
The Beadle Claw is displayed as such: the ring and little fingers are tucked flat agains the palm of the right hand, while the middle finger, index finger and thumb are extended in a crooked 'claw' shape. The claw is then tucked into the cuff of the sleeve to accentuate the small hand look. This can be further enhanced by holding next to the left hand to display the size difference.
The Beadle Claw is used in the background of photographs to 'poke fun' on unknowing foreground members of the photographs, much like the classic 'bunny fingers'
by Pervos September 12, 2005
Get the Beadle Claw mug.Originally this word came from Russia. This term is used to describe lowest layers of society - non-educated factory workers, street gangsters, poor family children etc. Bydlo is mostly used for agressive and unclever people.
This word can be related to the term "redneck".
This word can be related to the term "redneck".
Band on the tour:
- Ok guys tomorrow we shall play in Kazakhstan!
- Oh, no, dude! I don't want to play for this bydlo!!
- Ok guys tomorrow we shall play in Kazakhstan!
- Oh, no, dude! I don't want to play for this bydlo!!
by Mike Zimean May 8, 2008
Get the Bydlo mug.Much like ripcording, during sex anal beads are fully inserted into the rectum of the receiving partner. Once they are all inside, stand to the side, and pull them out at full force whilst shouting "LET IT RIP!". Then demand her bit beast.
"I was beyblading my girlfriend last night so hard the suction caused the contents of her plumbing to fly out and hit the wall and now I need to buy paint."
by leylandski October 29, 2013
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