bedroom jousting

The act of making love with a maiden or knight in a bedchamber.

Knight #1: "Did thee take that serving wench to thy keep last night?"

Knight #2: "Yes, mine bedroom jousting was most vigorous last evening. I woke to find blood on mine bedsheets."

by sirsilverfox April 6, 2010

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ana beatriz barros

Brazilian supermodel discovered by the director of the Elite Model Management who was vacationing in Brazil. She has done advertisements for Guess?, Victoria's Secret, J.Lo fashion line, Chanel, and Valentino. She is 181 cm (5'11"). She is close friends with fellow Brazilian model, Alessandra Ambrosio.

Brazilian supermodel, Ana Beatriz Barros, has graced the covers of prominent magazines such as Vogue, Allure, and Marie Claire.

by Rhysenn April 28, 2006

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Bedroom Dancing

To dance in your bedroom as if no one was watching.

Jimmy: Man, I worked up such a sweat bedroom dancing last night!

by Oodle October 9, 2008

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Bedroom Poppadom

A tissue used to catch semen after wanking that has hardened in the bin so as to resemble the popular Indian snack

The bin was full of Bedroom Poppadoms

by spanky goes to hollywood June 15, 2011

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Bedroom shredder

Someone who practices guitar in his bedroom with little or no desire to join a band. Usually these types have MAD chops as a result of sitting in their rooms, practicing for hours upon end. Every bedroom shredder gets issued a Washburn, Ibanez, or Petrucci signature guitar (the official weapons of choice of all able-bodied teenage males) right after purchasing a web cam and completing YouTube shred army basic training.

That bedroom shredder plays 50NPS, but he has no attitude

by G str1ng January 6, 2009

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