dirty baranda

When a a male or female(hopefully female) gives a bj, also knows as head, to a male after having anal sex and in the process of giving head the recipient of the bj falls asleep.

friend 1: i did a dirty baranda last night. i dirty baranded this one girl
friend 2: what you mean you dirty baranded a girl
friend 1: she was giving me head after we did anal and i fell asleep
friend 2: niiiiiiiceeeeeeeeee

by Esemikey September 21, 2012

eiko and dominique brandao

two really attractive women

damn bro did you see eiko and dominique brandao, they were looking really fine

by hot babe in yo mama bedsheets September 1, 2021

Brandan

Most Brandans can be smartasses. They try to think for themselves and prefer to have longer hair. Brown puppy dog eyes, long dark brown hair and maybe tan skin. Says "technically" a lot. Has many different influences in his life. Some bad, some good. Most Brandans like music so some are in band, mainly brass. Gets hurt easily but doesn't show it. Needs more people than he lets on. Family issues. Girlfriend problems, likes girls he cant have and bombed his last relationship, if he had one. Can be a jackass sometimes. Makes bad jokes, but good comebacks. Passed for weak, but don't mess with him after you push him past the limit. Loves video games, dragons and things along that lone. Cries more than he lets on. Long story short, he's a guy who wants help but won't accept it.

*person1* Man, he just got dumped... again.
*Person2* yeah. Guess he's just too.. complicated, I guess.
*Person2's girlfriend* don't pull a Brandan. Ever.

by Trustworthyperson1 April 20, 2017

beandang diddly wang

when a pissed off mexican puts his small penis in a cat or dog.

"jose is the worst bean dang diddly wang i have ever seen !"

by tommy g. December 11, 2004

Brandan

BrandanA
Amazing Guy. The most inportant person that has ever came into my life and that probably ever will, even though it was unexpectedly im so glad you did. I feel like i can do anything when your by my side we've been through so much in the past years together Good & bad & we made it through & got stronger with each obstacle. Even through I wish you didnt put me through the shit you did but I guess your worth it..lol. I would not kno what to do if i would to ever lose you. i truly would be lost.
You've always been there, through everything. You've taught me to be the person that I am today. I don't care what anyone else says, you are my love, and I'm in love with you. I've fallen along time ago, and now you've got me, no one else. I hope to one day marry you, and we will be together forever. && Do everything that we ever talked about. I'm willing to spend the rest of my life with you

for as long as I live.

Girl : I Cant Wait For This Weekend! Im Soo Happy. You Make Me Happy. I Cant Wait To Lay In Your Arms

Boy: awwww bb me either

Girl: well u do brandanA you truly make me happy

Boy: u make me happy to tristinA

Girl: awwwweee but when did my last name turn into yours?

Boy: 10/31/06

by TristinS July 27, 2009

Barandar

A middleman in a business who runs an errand on behalf of another person.

I searched for a new car using a Barandar.

by handymancho April 12, 2021

brandacity

bran•dac•i•ty
/bran dasədē/
noun

1. a bold assumption by a brand, a creative would agree to labor without compensation.

2. exploit or take advantage of; bold af.

see also: cut me dat check on spotify

"califmom said, can we call this brandacity??"
"they had the brandacity to offer her exposure for her time and talent"
"asking a creative for free labor during a pandemic, it's the brandacity for me"

by theeditorialnail July 2, 2021