Benched

Another way of saying someone got put on strings or that they are dancing.

"Bro, Now That's So REAL! (on youtube) just got benched again!"

by Johnny is a stupid af name October 15, 2021

bhenchod

It's like the exclamation point at the middle or end of every sentence for people mostly from South Asia.

David: Hey man how you doing?

Amir: Not good bhenchod

David: Woah bhenchod

Amir: What bhenchod?

by nomanito May 14, 2016

Benched

You’re online dating using tinder or hinge or whatever app and you’re getting along with someone, eventually you get their number and set a date but instead of ghosting you they put you on the bench while they talk to someone else to see who is better worthy of your time and effort making ‘you’ a benchwarmer.

Bro I got this girls number and I asked her out for Saturday night and she said yes.. it’s been three days since I’ve heard from her but I think we are still on, should I ask or do you think I’m being benched?

by Chrissypoo9992 February 18, 2020

Reverse Benched

The act of forcing a player to play the entire game (without resting on the bench) against their will as a form of punishment.
Derived from the adult recreational sporting world (or beer league), used in high intensity sports (such as hockey or basketball) played recreationally when out of shape older players would prefer to rest (or be benched).

At our late night beer league hockey game, Joe got reverse benched because he forgot to bring beer to the game. Half way through the game, he was so gassed he was puking in the garbage can because he wasn't allowed to rest.

by houlihouli February 20, 2020

Bhenchodosity

1. The act of everything around oneself going into a 'bhenchod' state of affairs.

2. When everything around oneself gets so totally messed up that the English language falls short of the right word to compensate.

Word credit: @silv3rglee Twitter

This day just doesn't seem to end! Absolute bhenchodosity!

by silv3rglee December 16, 2011

bechod

A welsh word that is used out of sympathy when someone tells you something bad. A kind of welsh version of 'bless'

Pronounced 'Be' (like bet without the 't'), 'ch' (like in the word loch) 'odd'

person 1: "My belly hurts."

person 2: "Aww bechod!"

by EmBOChops November 29, 2007

benchud

indian for fucking bastard

Eg chirag parek is a benchud

by sum1 from roundhillll July 25, 2008