Night-before-first-day-of-school syndrome

That feeling when you can't sleep the night before the first day of school

Guy 1: ugh i can't fall asleep and its 12:20

Guy 2: Seems he's got Night-before-first-day-of-school syndrome

by Redsoxsuck04 August 6, 2014

Kill it Before it Lays Eggs

A common response to something so horrible, annoying, disgusting, and/or crazy that it needs to be killed before it makes more of itself, hence "lays eggs."

*watches "E.T. (Cover) Katy Perry..." on YouTube*
KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!

by DameonDice September 18, 2012

back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up

Back the Fuck Up Before You Get Smacked the Fuck Up - A Term Or Sentence used when someone has done something wrong or has fucked up. Or when they are obnoxious.

1. When You talk to much
2.When you forget to pay a pimp
3.Fucking with people.
4.What the hell is wrong with you?

Bob: Hey yo ted wheres my money Nigga?
Steve: You Better back the Fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up bob

by Tech581 September 23, 2009

before the lobotomy

a song by Green Day. its on their album, "21st Century Breakdown".

person 1: have you heard the song "Before the Lobotomy" by Green Day?

person 2: yeah! its a really good song!

by Mr.Minority August 25, 2010

in before

Used on internet message boards and forums to imply that the poster expects a certain type of post/message to occur later in the particular thread, or that the thread will be locked when a moderator sees it.

- in before flame war.
- in before troll.
- in before noobs.
- in before locked thread.

by wesmoe February 3, 2010

Jordan belfort

An American business man, author, and motivational speaker. Who was a very successful but fraudulent stock broker. He was convicted of fraud crimes related to stock market manipulation and running a boiler room as part of a penny stock scam, for which he spent 22 months in prison. He is best known to the greater population for his book, "The Wolf of Wall Street". And the recent movie based on the book about his like which his portrayed by Leonardo DiCaprio.

No doubt that JB is a badass mother fucker who doesn't give a fuck about you and is whiling drop that mother fucker to get to the top

Wow Jordan Belfort made 48 million at 23

by KidfromVA August 4, 2014

prose before hos

The choice of the written word over the lowliest ho.

Ray: I was going to go out with this skank last night, but I decided to stay in for a hot date with the Atlantic Monthly instead. I chose prose before hos.

by alecb May 22, 2007