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Beaster Bunny

The Easter bunny's evil twin.. he is black as coal..his eyes like fiery rubies. He carries a Hatchet and a basket ...filled with the heads and hands of bad children... he prowls from house to house Easter eve to punish bad children in varying degrees of severity based on their misdeeds. For the good children he leaves peanut butter eggs and other chocolate confections.
Better listen to your Ma...tonight the Beaster bunny comes
by Willie shaverpus April 16, 2022
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Sexy Beastess

The female form of Sexy Beast. The differences are as follows:
1. Sexy Beastess' are much more aggressive
2. Sexy Beastess' are much more dangerous
3. Sexy Beastess' are much less hairy
4. Sexy Beastess' are much more unpredictable
Guy 1: Dude, did you see that girl? She's got to be the hottest girl on the planet!
Guy 2: Dude, she's a Sexy Beastess, you don't have a chance.
Guy 1: Damn, you're right.
by Blayde February 28, 2008
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beastie

1) (v.) To act crazy, outlandish, outrageous, stupid or retarded.

2) (adj.) Of or having the quality or flavor of the Beastie Boys lyrics, humor, or style (i.e. having sarcastic or biting humor, a flippant attitude, use of obscure cultural references, quoting or wearing kitschy and outlandish phrases or styles).
Yo, dawg, dem lyrics is Beastie, yo!

Derek got all beastie and saved his head like MCA.

Qwame gets all beastie when he drinks Brass Monkey 'cuz he gets retarded and up peoples faces.
by Tenacious Faulker March 30, 2009
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anal beastie

When you dominate someone's anus so thoroughly that the other person cannot take a shit for approximately 5 days.
I gave Kelsey an anal beastie last night, but she should be fine in a about a week.
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
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beastie

Scottish word for a small animal such as a mouse or an insect.
Jings! Whit was that?

It was a wee beastie!
by MEAT PIE!!!!!!! October 11, 2008
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Dover beasters

n. One of two weed plants Glen was growing out in the back yard. We think our neighbors stole one of them. Definetly smoother than shwag, but you still had to smoke like 2 joints worth by yourself to get high.
Nobody at the house was having any luck finding weed; luckily we still had the Dover beasters to fall back on.
by JayTang February 14, 2005
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beasteality

Their was a news story about beasteality: a young girl was found out by her boyfriend to have had sexual relations wirh her dog. He told her father but he already knew
by blondebomshell January 28, 2014
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