Benism

A very stupid act, one lacking in intelligence

Look at that for a Benism!! He just bit his own hand off

by FatKez January 25, 2005

Beansmoker

A person who is commonly sucking a narrow string bean -like penis. Mildly derogatory,Usually said by a person of substantial girth.

Normally, I'd be all over that queen,but judging by her boyfriend,shes a total
Beansmoker

by Peteandbird October 29, 2017

Beanium

A rare element on the periodic table that can only be obtained through people with the name of Ben. Beanium is a purple liquid that shoots out the nipples of any Ben.

Hey Bean can I have some beanium?

Bean let me squeeze the beanium out of you!

by Bleaf October 7, 2018

beanium

The correct way to say penis.

Sucketh on mine beanium wench.

by Mister Beanium December 6, 2017

beanium

A penis, phallic shape, or can be substituted for any body part, but especially penis

Girl: Hey daddy
Guy: Suck my fat beanium, bitch!
Girl: that is so hot

by BeaniumLover1234 December 6, 2017

Beanium

The element on the periodic table that comes out of beans. One someone squeezes a bean a pure black substance known as Beanium will come out. If touched will give a natural high and sometime diarrhea.

Yo bro I just took some beanium you want some?

Doctor i got diarrhea from my beanium.

by Mr Neab October 8, 2018

Beanis

A penis that is the size and shape of a small kidney bean, and/or someone whose penis smells like beans
President George is the most famous "beanis"

"He's kinda cute..."
"Watch out, he's got a beanis... unless you're into that...?"

by JJ Q. Q. Q. Esq. February 28, 2023