Guess you had to be there

A response to a story told by someone else that is used to show that it might have been funny, but the way they tell it it doesn't sound funny at all.

Georges: "...and he was like "wait, we don't sell that here, nevermind!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Geoff:(doesn't laugh) "Hmm, guess you had to be there."

by t12j19c95 March 24, 2010

i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a

A random ass auto correct from my phone

I don't know how to put this into a sentence i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a

by Imafatasscunt February 6, 2018

like Prince was, is, or is going to be there

a tool for measuring exactly how cool any given situation was, is, or is going to be

Like Prince was, is, or is going to be there.

"Hey, how was your date with those twins?"
-"Dude, basically, Prince was there."

"Man, this place is totally lame."
-"Ya, it's not like Prince is here."

"This kegger is going to be awesome!"
-"Whatever. It's not like Prince is going be there or anything."

by The Two Tylers July 21, 2008

I'll be there in a dime

Way to tell someone you'll be there in 10 minutes.

Friend 1: Hey we're about to light up a bowl.

Friend 2: Alright! I'll be there in a dime!

by T of THC January 4, 2010

Had to be there

Probably the most annoying statement said by anyone. A responce to when person A does something and it reminds person B of something else, and he/ she starts cracking up for no apparent reason.

Claire: Sydney, the funniest thing happened yesterday with Anna. We were walking down the street and this hobo looked at us, and we ran away. hahahaha

Sydney: Claire, thats not really funny. It's pretty creepy.

Claire: Eh, I guess so. You had to be there.

by ilogin.syd June 22, 2012

To be there is to fight

Is a phrase you say to a friend to show them camaraderie. It means you can’t always help someone with the task at hand but you are willing to sit with them through it and be there with them.

If a friend has to send a breakup text to a guy they went on one date with you can’t type it out for them but you can scroll through Instagram while they do it, listen to the numerous drafts, and encourage them to press send because “to be there is to fight”.

by Eunice & Bernice January 29, 2021

oil up i'll be there in 5

Something random that often appears in YouTube texting shorts, pretty much means get ready to pull a Diddy with me

In a Youtube Texting Short:

"I am secretly a man"
"oil up i'll be there in 5"

by marcothemonkey68421 November 13, 2024