baaboom

The sound a sheep makes when it explodes.

In order to sheer the sheep, the shepherd attached a stick of dynamite to it. It went "baaboom!"

by techiemike July 19, 2010

Baboon Ballet

(n)NBA Basketball

Bill: Hey did you see the Knicks last night? They actually kicked some ass!
Bob: The Knicks? you know I don't watch baboon ballet.

by lawrrence mqueen December 16, 2010

Bamboo Transfer

When two homosexuals switch sexual roles between being a top vs. a bottom typically in a manner that is out of character for either person.

Mike and Gary were becoming bored with their mundane sexual routine, so they decided to spice it up and executed a bamboo transfer.

by Thunder City April 4, 2013

Balbood

A person who sells kebabs. Usually Middle Eastern.

Mr Balbood is at it again.

by ZeronReinhard January 6, 2023

babooze

A terminally stupid and clueless individual. One who always gets things wrong. The "booze" part has nothing to do with alcohol, however the babooze himself often does.

Hey, babooze! The cup of your jockstrap goes in front!

by Unka Pignuts February 23, 2003

bamboo cooch

Term to refer to an Asian girl, or her vagina.

"Naomi has such a tight bamboo cooch!"

by shahriyar December 11, 2005

baboonitis

a severe case of monkey butt in which your butthole hurts/itches from not wiping good enough usually made worse by sweat, usually is so bad that it causes the inflicted to uncontrollably itch their butthole similar to baboons

after the mx race i had a bad case of baboonitis.

by dirtboy70 February 24, 2010