Bathing with Jesus

A phrase used to counter complete and utter bullshit. Used to call out someone's lie without stating the obvious. Passive-aggressive in nature.

Weaselly friend: (On the phone, obviously home alone geeking out to the commentary on his recently purchased Battlestar Galactica special edition box set) Hey man, I'm throwing a sick party. Gonna be a ton of chicks.

You: Sorry man, I'm busy bathing with Jesus.

by MG Lambo June 12, 2014

Bamjin

When you are so rich you don't look at pricetags

Man's so bamjin

by 2 skeng for the ting December 11, 2019

Banjin

A word created by KSI in 2019 which means that you’re so rich, you don’t even have to look at price tags.

A: Bro, you’ve picked up 5 Gucci trainers!
B: Don’t worry, I’m banjin.

by SlangForDays February 14, 2021

bajiner

Vagina. Often used as slang in "redneck" regions of America.

I reckon' she got a fine bajiner.

by Sam Connors April 30, 2003

bajinkadink

Another word that teachers or easily offended people will not get mad at...
which basically just means dick :)

Don't touch my bajinkadink Mr. Moffatt. I might have to report you!

by notapedoijustownavanandtrapkid June 16, 2019

burka bathing

bathing in shorts & baggy t shirt to conceal obesity.

mandy: i'm taking the kids swimming after school why don't you come too, be fun. they allow burka bathing.....i checked.

jane: erm, what makes you think i burka bathe?

mandy: erm, your 50 inch hips....

by will6691 December 11, 2013

Clam Batting

When a third lesbian slams her clit into the thigh of another lesbian already engaged in scissoring forming the shape of a "T".

"Monica and Jessie were scissoring, but Toni had to go Clam Batting because her breath was stank, yo"

by Wild turkey 81 September 2, 2013