barmance

a barmance is like a bromance but instead of your guy friend, it's a relationship between the local watering hole's bar staff and you, their loyal customer. it might mean just free drinks but who knows what it might lead to...

"hey, did you see bob?"
"yeah, he's talking to jane again...that's such a barmance"
"why doesn't he just ask her out?"
"good question. he tips her like 50% every night"

by florida dreamin December 23, 2009

Bamashlamashlingshlong

Pronunciation (Bam-a-schlam-a-schling-shlong)

1) An exclamation used to publicly announce the sight of a buffalo

2) An exclamation used to describe a difficult task accomplished with relative ease

1)::driving through Yellowstone national park viewing a herd of buffalo a child exclaims:: “Bamashlamashlingshlong!”

2) ::After attempting to complete a back flip for the first time and succeeding an arrogant winner exclaims to onlookers:: “bamashlamashlingshlong!”

by Chuck Norris 69 September 30, 2019

Balmain

a really expensive “luxury fashion” clothing brand based in paris. a lot of rappers wear it

“I can’t buy no bitch a wedding ring, rather go out and buy balmain(s)” -lil pump

by nlolhere July 5, 2020

drain bamage

the term for "brain damage" used by those with brain damage

see also: dain bramage

Only someone with drain bamage would do a thing like that!... Outta my way! It's my turn again!

by DoctorB (The B is for Bargain) August 22, 2008

Baman Piderman

A series of badly drawn cartoons by Alex Butera in which Batman (Baman) and Spiderman (Piderman) have non-sensical adventures. Even though the main characters are based off of superheroes, they are not strong or intelligent at all. In fact, one may call them retarded. Their bodies are fat and are sort of squishy-looking. The plot in each video makes no sense at all and may start with Piderman not knowing how to count to three and end with Baman in his house moving away. There are some minor characters such as Tuba and Pumpkin, who are semi-sentient beings. Consequently, this is one of the most hilarious thing ever to be created and put on the Web.

Sample from Baman Piderman:

P:"Baman, that was good song"

B:"Yeah, but you look confused"

P:"I'm going to go eat some cereal so I don't get confused"

(Tuba note)

B:"We forgot about Tuba! It's OK Tuba, you can be in the next band."

(Tuba note)

B:"I love you"

(Piderman appears on the ceiling. He is forest green)

P:"Hi, Tuba!"

B:"Why did you get green?"

(Piderman falls off the ceiling)

P:"I don't like cereal anymore."

(Tuba notes and Baman falls over doing cartwheels in the background)

by SOOPA Soup November 8, 2009

Bamadra

1. Noun -Mother to your child(ren) who constantly causes chaos and torments you with her dramatic behavior.

2. Verb -Chaos and torment that is caused by the mother of your children

Origin -abbreviation of "baby mama drama"

Man, I have way too much bamadra goin' on so let's get effed up

by Iggy and the Stooges June 14, 2011

Badmanatee

An Orc Shaman from the Bloodhoof server in World of Warcraft.

After we died on Beth, we asked Badmanatee to bring in her 1337 dps for the final phase.

by Fooquee October 18, 2011